Anybody have any jokes they can share?

[Paula O]

One day a big piece of string walked into a diner. He sat down at the counter and said, "Hey waitress, give me a coffee." The waitress replied, "We don't serve your kind in here." So, the string went outside, tied himself up in a knot and frayed his ends, then walked back into the resaurant and requested again, " I'd like to order a coffee". The waitress looked at him, gave him a cup of coffee, and then said, "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?" And the string replied, "Frayed Knot."