Might need help with "Lee" - Page 8

kcherub · 06-12-2008, 02:16 PM

I think you have all been drinking behind my back. I keep reading this thread, and just get more and more confused as it goes on. Tee-hee...

Much love,

kcherub · 06-12-2008, 02:28 PM

BTW...since everyone who is anyone is reading this thread, please help me add a new signature picture! The sizes are correct, but it keeps telling me it can't upload it!!! ARGHHH!!! I got the avatar to load just fine...

Poo-poo.

Colleens_Husband · 06-12-2008, 02:49 PM

Bill:

Is that cactus in the background of your avatar a good cactus or a bad cactus? It's really creepy, if you move your head around in front of the computer screen it seems to be following your movements, sort of like that Mona Lisa painting.

I thought the cactus looked pretty familiar, so I went to the post office and looked at the wanted posters and sure enough, there it was. That cactus is wanted by the FBI as a cactus of interest in a strange balloon popping terrorist incident. At that point I thought, "Aha!!! I knew it was evil because it was making rude finger gestures."

Of course, if you change your avatar in the next few days this post is going to make me (and by me, I mean me and you) look like a stark raving lunatic. I'm okay with that.

Lee, or Lee and Bill, or maybe just Bill

Gerri · 06-12-2008, 04:15 PM

Pink Girl,

I think the reason you can't find spray cheese in Canada is because it can also be sold in the toy department under the guise of Silly String, which according to Wikepedia is banned in Canada.

Silly String
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Silly String is a child's toy: a flexible, brightly-colored plastic string, which is shot as a stream of liquid from an aerosol can. The string sets quickly in mid-air, allowing one to shoot a continuous strand of it. Silly String is popular for usage during weddings, birthday parties, school carnivals and other festive occasions. Often used to check for tripwires or bombs. The material is a polymer-based resin which is propelled by the chlorofluorocarbon Freon-12, which is one of a group of compounds implicated in the depletion of the ozone layer. Within a year after Silly String was introduced, the US banned Freon 11 and 12 because they allegedly harmed the ozone layer. The formulation was immediately switched by Whamo and others to Freon formulations which were allowed. For this reason, the product has been banned in Canada.

Bill/Lee, Lee/Bill, you "guys" are hilarious! How do you decide which one of you gets to come out? Kinda like a "Sybil" thing...

PinkGirl · 06-12-2008, 04:28 PM

Thanks Gerri. I've been starting to think
that spray cheese was possibly a controlled substance in Canada.
I was going to see if they have it at our drug store, behind the counter.
I hadn't thought about the propellent being banned. That makes
more sense. Thanks for the info.

Krista, I'm not sure if the people posting to this thread have been
drinking. I know Chrisy drinks but I don't know about the rest.

Bill · 06-12-2008, 07:26 PM

Gerri, Lee just pops out whenever he feels like it. I've tried to reign him in, but as you can see, he's a little bit of a loose cannon. I've gained 4 pounds this past week, just thinking about cheese. I love cheese, and I've got a funny feeling that Lee does too, dammit. (oh, I know, Lee, "oddly, Bill, I've gained 4 pounds this past week, too.")

Gerri · 06-12-2008, 07:46 PM

"Bill",

Four pounds, huh? Have you found yourself waking up surrounded by empty cans of spray cheese, with the evidence smeared across your face, but no memory of how you got there? And you "Lee", do you seem to lose track of time and suddenly find yourself coming to dressed in camouflage, sprawled out on the couch with a "Guns and Ammo" magazine propped up on your lap and "Rambo" playing in the background on the TV?

I'm just saying...

juanita · 06-12-2008, 08:22 PM

We want a pix of "Collens husband"! Then we all know who to watch out for.

Colleens_Husband · 06-12-2008, 08:50 PM

Juanita:

If you want my picture, just stop by the post office. You'll know which one is me, I'm always smiling. Okay, I'm the one thats four back from the cactus wanted poster.

Lee

Okay maybe I can find a Lee avatar but it won't have a cactus in it. I had a dream about eating cactus and woke up four pounds heavier and where did all these Guns and Ammo magazines come from?

juanita · 06-12-2008, 09:04 PM

Nice pic, but is that really you? I don't remember that one hanging in the post office. I'll double check next time I'm there.

Colleens_Husband · 06-12-2008, 09:12 PM

Umm, lets check:

Silly grin................... check
red hair.................... check
squinty eyes from a spray cheese accident...............check
devilishly handsome ..................damn

Oh well, three out of four isn't bad. Actually its a picture that came with the wallet.

PinkGirl · 06-13-2008, 09:38 AM

I've seen that face before - it's in all Canadian post offices. He's a stalker and wanted by the RCMP.

The eyes are a bit different so it must have been taken before
the spray cheese accidents.

juanita · 06-13-2008, 10:37 AM

Maybe that's why Bill has sunglasses on in his last pic, a spray cheese accident.

chrisy · 06-13-2008, 12:39 PM

Spray cheese (officially "easy cheese") is NOT the same thing as Silly string! Although you could put an eye out with either (sorry Juanita), ONLY the Easy cheese proclaims itself as "an excellent source of calcium". Besides that, easy cheese only comes in cheese-like colors whereas silly string is available in many colors. Although I think both might glow in the dark.

Spray cheese = Silly string? You might just as well say Bill and Lee are the same person....oops, bad analogy since the jury's still out on that one...

Gerri · 06-13-2008, 08:29 PM

Chrisy,

I stand by my comparison of Silly String to Easy Cheese - they may not be completly interchangable, but both can be shot straight up in the air.

Bill/Lee, Lee/Bill, one in the same? We may never really know the truth. Especially now that Lee has posted his picture (or at least the one that came with his wallet) and Bill has changed his avator to that of his beloved pet. Seems to me they are both trying to throw us off track.

PinkGirl · 06-14-2008, 09:56 AM

Who do I believe? Chrisy says it's food, Gerri says it is silly string (whatever that is) and Brenda says it is a patching
compound. Maybe all three are true..... a very versitile product.

Now that we can see Lee's face, Bill is wearing a disguise.
Next Bill will put his sunglasses on with his dog costume.

What's a person to think? Spray cheese/silly string/polyfiller/
Bill/Lee/Lee/Bill.....

chrisy · 06-14-2008, 10:21 AM

Gerri,

In the interest of peace, love and can't we all just get along...

I will concede that silly string and spray cheese probably are more similar in nature than they are different. Although I tried shooting the spray cheese straight up in the air and it was actually more like a gently erupting yellowish-orange lava flow which threatened to eat my finger. On the other hand, I will have to spend the rest of the day picking silly string out of the chandelier.

But these differences aside, nobody except Juanita and MAYBE Lee would actually want to spray either of these substances directly into their mouth, let alone swallow them.

I'm afraid we will also have to concede that no amount of description will explain EITHER silly string or spray cheese to our northern sister Pink Girl. Much as we love her, I'm afraid she just cannot understand without a live demo, which seems impossible given the apparent international restrictions on the transport of these items. Unless perhaps she would agree to slip across the border and meet one of us in, say, Duluth. She's pretty creative, I'll bet she could come up with a great story for the border guards on why she needs to cross the border!

chrisy · 06-14-2008, 10:25 AM

I KNOW you only changed your Avatar so that Lee's post about the rudely gesturing cactus wouldn't make any sense. Just as he predicted...

You (or you two) are getting into some dangerous territory playing mind games with your split personality.

Be careful out there

Colleens_Husband · 06-14-2008, 10:39 AM

Bill:

I think Chrisy is right! You did change your avatar so I would look like a stark raving lunatic! Oh yeah? So I'm the lunatic now? Well, can a lunatic do this?

Well can he? Well how about this?

(It's kind of a visual thing. You can find it in You Tube under flaming pumpkins used as projectiles)

So there Mr. Not Quite as much as a Smarty Pants as I am Smarty Pants Guy!!

Lee

PinkGirl · 06-14-2008, 10:39 AM

I'm confused again Chrisy. First you ask Gerri to play nice and then you imply that I am a little bit "slow". Are you trying
to get back at me for telling Krista that you are the only one on
this thread who is a drinker? I thought everyone knew that since
you posted a picture of yourself hiking in the wilderness with your
blue martini shaker. I forgot to tell her that the rest of us are
inhaling the propellent from spray cans - that can also give a nice
buzz.

I will just ignore the implication that me being from "north of the border"
has anything to do with my inability to understand the concepts of
spray cheese and spray string. Is there really "spray string"????

I would have it all figured out by now if I wasn't being given such
conflicting information, eh?