Totally random thoughts and comments - Page 7

Colleens_Husband · 11-26-2009, 09:08 PM

Right back at you Bill! I hope you had a peaceful Thanksgiving surrounded by loved ones.

Lee

juanita · 12-18-2009, 02:04 PM

I love the colts!!!!

Alaska Laura · 12-18-2009, 03:01 PM

Breathing in, I calm my body.
Breathing out, I smile...

And once I start smiling, you better get out of the way

Rich66 · 12-26-2009, 10:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/printfriends

Bill · 01-03-2010, 01:33 PM

Too funny, Rich! Just got around to clicking your link. Thanks for the laugh!

Rich66 · 01-04-2010, 12:03 AM

Bill,
Rumor has it they are coming out with a "manscaper" attachment and back trimmer extender pole. For safety, texting will not be allowed when those functions are activated.
Sorry ladies..it's guy thing...usually.

Liaidarutrica · 06-27-2010, 02:55 PM

Looks like the old Frederick Bed and Breakfast sold- anyone know what is happening there?

Roselle · 06-30-2010, 07:16 AM

I have two little red squirrels at my home. My granddaughter calls them chipmunks. She asked me if one was Alvin. I told her I thought it was Simon. She said "Marna,(her name for me) it must be Feodore. Simon wears glasses!!" Tell me what's not to love about these squirrels? Everytime I see them I call them Alvin and Feodore. Obviously it isn't Simon because neither of them wear glasses!!

mmoons · 07-24-2010, 08:30 AM

My neighbor's kid went off to college last year. He had always been a strict vegan. Well, he was so broke in college and never had money for food so he became a "freegan".

Maureen

(the best medicine I have EVER received was reading this thread)

p.s. Oh how I miss your posts Vicki

p.s.s. I had to Google chard head. would still appreciate an explanation.

PinkGirl · 07-24-2010, 10:55 AM

Hey MMMMMM

Do you really need chard head explained???? Cuz I can do that for you.

Colleens_Husband · 01-04-2011, 10:59 AM

I just read that there is a Federal law that prohibits the commercial mixing of beer and wine. Do we really need a law like that? Wouldn't the human sense of taste prevent the mixing of beer and wine all by itself? Maybe the Congress should look at laws to ban anchovy ice cream if they have so much time on their hands.

PinkGirl · 01-05-2011, 07:56 AM

It's legal here providing you add 40 millilitres of socialist flour.

Jackie07 · 01-05-2011, 10:59 AM

I was sure Lee had made it up until I located this site:

http://www.totalcriminaldefense.com/...best-bans.aspx

Colleens_Husband · 01-05-2011, 02:09 PM

I add some truth to my posts on a rare occasions just to keep all of you on your toes. So take that and neener, neener, neener.

Pink Girl:

There isn't a whole lot of socialist flour in the United States. The only good source of socialist flour is me and I am not going to sell it to lunkheads who mix beer and wine.

PinkGirl · 01-05-2011, 02:33 PM

Well, suit yourself Lee etc. The socialist flour makes it a bit
thicker ... sticks to your ribs ... makes it easier to get through a
long, cold winter ... I'm just saying ...

Colleens_Husband · 01-06-2011, 03:31 PM

Okay, but your missing the whole point. What kind of sick, twisted and demented pervert mixes beer and wine? And if they mix it, is it society's responsibility to rescue these lost souls from themselves?

Look, I'm not saying stupidity should be a capital offense, just remove all of those safety labels and let Darwinian principles sort it all out in a natural selection sort of way.

I once had a jar of peanuts which had a half inch by three-quarter inch safety label that said, "Warning! This product may contain peanuts, a known allergen". May contain peanuts? It's a big old jar of peanuts. I certainly hope it does contain peanuts. And what is the whole point of the safety label? Is it for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts who look at the jar with the label "PEANUTS" in inch and a half lettering, see the peanuts inside the jar and wonder, "Are those REAL peanuts are do they just look like peanuts? Perhaps I should try a handful just to make sure they aren't fake peanuts."

I'm just saying.....

Jackie07 · 01-08-2011, 02:12 PM

Lee,

Are you sure the label says 'peanuts' instead of 'nuts' because you are so allergic to that term? (Sorry, just a 'totally random thought' that came to my very injured brain.

I got the 'nuts' idea from the link below:

http://www.healthadel.com/are-allerg...ood-effective/

fauxgypsy · 01-15-2011, 09:55 PM

A friend shot her microwave today. Now, at this point, I am not sure why she shot the microwave ( hopefully by accident, but even then, hmmm). I have felt that way about my computer from time to time. Anyway we have been changing songs to fit the situation. Mine was along the lines of "Nancy shot the microwave tonight, said it made a bad meal, made her cry." My friend Betty came up with "I shot the microwave but I did not shoot the coffemaker." Ring any bells?

Jackie07 · 01-15-2011, 10:20 PM

I would think that she had been 'unconsciously' affected by the headline news this past week. Some psychologists (such as Lee

will probably 'associate' her action with the words like 'shot', 'wave', 'drug' (from 'coffee') and 'newsmaker' (from 'maker')... etc.

PinkGirl · 01-16-2011, 06:44 AM

Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a microwave,
For the life of a microwave.

Bob Marley probably shot a few microwaves in his
day ... I'm just saying ... and maybe a coffeemaker
or two ...