Extremely Short Stories for those of you with Extremely Short Attention Spans

[PinkGirl]

"But my hand hurts, Billy" cried Slowlee.
"Karate really makes sense" replied Billy. "You never
know when you might get attacked by a board."

Slowlee took a whack at another board. Grandma looked
out the kitchen window, shook her head, and continued
emptying the flour sacks.

[Colleens_Husband]

Alex and Olivia were newly-weds and were deeply in love. They were as one soul intertwined. However, there was one issue that they would never be able to agree upon.

Alex didn't want Olivia folding his sock and putting them away. You see, Olivia came from a family who owned a chain of automobile tire stores. Rotating tires was a value that was a part of her consciousness that she could not ignore. Olivia would take one thin worn out sock and match it with a thicker new sock to encourage more even wear and thus getting most mileage out of each sock.

Alex understood Olivia's tire rotation upbringing, but it was Alex who was forced to walk around in circles all day.

The End.

True Story.

[Colleens_Husband]

Julie's last pair of scissors finally broke and she couldn't repair them. She went to the local fabric store and bought the largest, best built scissors they had. When she gets home she tries to open the package to get the scissors out but the package was made of thick clear death plastic. She tried opening the package with her teeth but only manage to chip a tooth. She then tried to open the package with a kitchen knife but she broke the blade of the knife. Julie thought, "How can I cut through the death plastic?, I know! Perhaps I could use some large, well built scissors.!"

[Colleens_Husband]

Quentin decided it was time for stepping up and performing his moral and civic duty. He went to the local blood drive to donate blood. He learned two important lessons. First, you can only donate your own blood, and second, you can't deliver the blood in a bucket.

The End.

I am new here and these are hysterical!

[Colleens_Husband]

You do realize that the last post will only encourage the crazies!