The story of the sloshing breast

[skeetur]

Background: I had my stereotactic biopsies on 12/1/2006, first lumpectomy 12/17/2006 and second lumpectomy 1/23/2007. Awaiting pathology results this coming Thursday. (BTW, I hate waiting.)

I had gastric bypass almost 2 years ago to get healthy so of course I end up with breast cancer. Anyway, I notice lately that I've been having some burning/pain directly in my stomach and suspected an ulcer and saw my doc the other day for some medication.

Over the weekend, I noticed that as I was walking around that I was getting a sloshing sound coming out of my right side. My husband heard it too and thought it was bizarre. I immediately thought of my stomach issues. Usually any digestive or strange sounds (post-op stomachs from gastric bypass are notariously vocal with groans and growls) comes from my left side not the right. So I've been thinking that yet another shoe is going to drop in my life and that the sound is water in the digestive tract and I surely must have a bowel obstruction forming or something just as hideous. Mind you, I'm not a pessimist or usually a worrier but with my stomach problems and all the rest... I guess it was a short jump to that conclusion given the goings on in my life of late.

So earlier this evening I'm doing a few chores and as I walk around, I can hear it. I end up in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror and I wonder if I jog in place will I be able to elicit the sound. Sure enough, yes. I can make my body do it disturbing as it is. Then for some reason, I reached my left hand over and grabbed my swollen and surgically battered right breast and I hold it in place and I jog in place. Not a sound.

The sloshing is coming from my breast. I have a bra on so I do not think it is the sound of tissue on tissue from the swelling or something. There is no implant in there to slosh. I have no clue. But it is comforting to know it's the breast and not something wrong with my innards.

I never laughed so hard in my life. I called my husband in tears of laughter and told him "You are married to a complete and utter TOOL".


Skeetur (sloshing her way around the house)