If you need a light-hearted or head scratching break from all things cancer, consider tracking Wisconsin news stories. Usually, it's stories about dwellings found overrun by cats or bizarre murders. But every once in a while, we really put ourselves on the map.
Case in point:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,521304,00.html
Yes..I live in Wisco..and wish I had thought of the g-suit approach first.
Note: Kwik Trip is well known here to have the best and least expensive bananas. A virtual primate magnet. It was inevitable.
Bonus flavor: Fon du lac is French for "bottom of the lake". Although people who live there insist it means "foot of the lake."