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Old 07-05-2013, 08:25 AM   #14
NEDenise
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Talking Re: So Sick of Anxiety

Pam,
You've been holding out on us!
You are brilliant!

I always wondered which part of our bodies captured and filtered positive vibes!
Now I know... the liver!!!


Now, just for clarity...
are the vibes drawn to where they're needed...
or do all vibes enter through the liver and are then sent around the body as needed.
This could have important treatment benefits!


I'm thinking...
I'd be willing to fashion a collender helmet, like Rick Moranis wore in Ghostbusters... (see photo)
and wear it 24/7 if it would focus the good vibes to my brain...
where I need them!
Hell... I'm going to get going on the helmet just in case...
what could it hurt?!
Besides curing my brain goo...
I bet people would let me go ahead of them at checkouts when I wear my cool helmet!


I think you liver met-sters should look into something the size and dimensions of a WWE wrestling championship belt.
Those babies are HUGE so they'd definitely capture and focus those vibes right where you want them! (see photo)
I bet there are lots of those belts available on eBay!
Plus... they can do double duty as Spanx girdles!


Hmmm...
lung met-sters...
we didn't forget about you!
A chain mail shirt would work, but they're so heavy and lumpy under clothing (listen to me! Like I've actually ever worn chain mail!)
Something a little less noticeable - like the WWE belt and my cool helmet - hmmm
Okay, screw un-noticeable!
Bald wasn't un-noticeable either!
Okay...so chain mail might be hard to come by...
but aluminum foil is cheap, recyclable, and readily available.
And as someone who got a hair-raising shock while doing a 4th grade science demonstration...
I can assure you that aluminum conducts electricity quite nicely...
why not positive vibes!?
!


Not to neglect our bone-metsters or our friends afflicted with lymph node, chest wall, and spinal mets...
depending on where the vibes need to be focused...
I think an old-fashioned poultice, made of aluminum foil...
and applied to the area might be just the thing we're looking for.


Pam! Again, thanks for bringing up the need to focus the vibes. I'll let you know how the helmet works after my next scan.

If anyone tries one of the "focus techniques", let us know how it goes!
Never let it be said that the HER2 support board isn't open to advances in science!!
or humor!!


Love you guys!
Denise
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