[Colleens_Husband]

Another thing you should never try, accepting a friend on Facebook without first reading that person's profile.

I received a friend request from a person, Nathalie, who had the same name as someone I had known five years ago, only she was using her maiden name. I assumed (mostly a bad idea) that Nathalie got divorced. After accepting the friend request, Facebook shifted me to her wall page and it turns out it wasn't the kind and dear friend I knew. It turns out Nathalie, how to put this delicately, requires monetary compensation for compassionate acts that are normally given freely. And she was a hideously bad speller, as well.

I never unfriended anyone before, and I didn't know how to get skanky Nathalie off my friends list, so I had to ask my kids how to unfriend someone. I was worried that skanky Nathalie would know that I unfriended her, get all wrathful on me, and tell everyone that I tipped by putting quarters in her G-string. This was seriously embarrassing and it was all because I was trying to be a good web citizen. It turns out Facebook doesn't send out messages saying that someone has unfriended you, so I was safe.

Anyways, if you want, send me a Facebook friend request to Lee Spurgeon and I will accept it, probably before actually reading your profile page, because that is the type of person I am.