Ha, ha!
Here's another:
A rather sharp blonde enters the library……..walks straight up to the librarians desk.
She boldly asks for a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.
The librarian looks at her and says……”shhh, Ms….this is a library, not a diner”.
“Oh”…..says the Blonde as she whispers.”…so sorry …..I would like a cheeseburger,
fries and a Coke.”