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Okay, time for another quiz. This quiz is a math joke quiz. In this quiz you try to answer these math joke questions. As an example:

The circumference of a jack-o-lantern divided by its diameter = ?

Of course, the answer would be Pumpkin Pi,

Another example:

The weight an evangelist carries with God = ?

The answer would be one Billygram

Anyways, good luck and if you have a problem with an answer, your local math nerd may already think these jokes are old. (Hint: Most of these jokes have something to do with the metric system.)

1. one millionth of a mouthwash = ?

2. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = ?

3. 2,000 pouds of Chinese soup = ?

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = ?

5. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour = ?

6. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = ?

7. Half of a large intestine = ?

8. One million aches = ?

9. 714 watts of laryngitis = ?

10. The shortest distance between two jokes = ?

11. 454.6 graham crackers = ?

12. One million million microphones = ?

13. 1 million bicycles = ?

14. 2000 mockingbirds = ?

15. 52 cards = ?

16. 1 kilogram of falling figs = ?

17. 1,000 milliliters of wet socks = ?

18. 1 millionth of a fish = ?

19. 1 trillion pins = ?

20. 10 rations = ?

21. 100 rations = ?

22. 2 monograms = ?

23. 4 nickels = ?

24. 2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University = ?



Good luck.