[Colleens_Husband]

Time for a brand new quiz! Yeah! This quiz is one where I give you the wrong answer (According to Pink Girl I am gifted at giving wrong answers so I might as well just go with it) and you have to come up with the right answer.

This quiz is about misheard song lyrics. Remember when you first heard Jimi Hendrix sing "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" and said to yourself, "Ummmmmmmm..."? Anyways, this quiz is about hearing the wrong lyrics to the song and your task is to guess the song and give the correct lyrics. Boy that sounds complicated, but I am sure this might actually be easier than some of my other quizzes. It helps if you say the bad lyrics out loud.

Remember, song and correct lyrics.

1. Creedance Clearwater Revival didn't sing, "There's a bathroom on the right".

2. The Rolling Stones didn't sing, "Goodbye, Groovy toothpaste".

3. Bob Marley didn't sing "Pajamas, I want to wear them with you".

4. The Who didn't sing, "No one knows what its like to be Batman".

5. John Denver wasn't singing to his wife, "Let me drown in your bathtub".

6. Depeche Mode didn't sing, "Your own personal Cheese Whiz" although I wish they did.

7. Pink Floyd didn't sing, "My hands smelled just like tuba lube".

8. Cat Stevens didn't sing, "The first car is the tea bus".

9. Supertramp didn't sing, "Give a little bit, give a little bit of your tongue to me".

10. Aerosmith didn't sing, "Lovin an alligator".

11. Cheap Trick didn't sing, "I'd love you to love me, I'm begging you to bed me".

12. Heart didn't sing, "I'm gonna pour gravy on you".

13. The Beatles didn't sing, "The girl with Colitis goes by".

14. Bob Dylan didn't sing, "The ants are, my friends, they're blowin in the wind."

15. Iron Butterfly didn't sing, "In a glob of Valveeta, honey."

16. The clash didn't sing, "The sheep don't like it, Rock the cat box".

17. Def Leopard didn't sing, "Pour some shook up ramen".

18. Nirvanna didn't sing, "Here we are now, in containers".

19. The Eagles didn't sing, "Desperado, you've been outright offensive, for so long now".

20. Queen didn't sing, "Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango".

21. Deep Purple didn't sing, "Small cousin Walter is firing this guy".

22. The Foo Fighters didn't sing, "There goes my Hero, he's old and hairy".

23. Cyndi Lauper is pretty unusual but she didn't sing, "Girls just want fat bums".

24. For old time country western fans, Hank Williams didn't sing "Why don't you love my like you used to do? Why do you treat me like a one eyed Jew?".