[Bill]

When I was a kid, I wanted to buy one of those plastic fake ice cubes that you see in the back of comic books, but my Mom said no, so I made my own out of real ice and real bugs and kept my little secret in the freezer on the bottom tray of our stack of four trays of ice cubes, and then when my Mom and Dad had a Christmas party at our house, I offered to ice everyone's drinks. Boy, was that the greatest idea ever, at least for a few minutes. Justice was swift and immediate!