blue paint
somebody on here told a riddle about what is red and smells like blue paint. i think it was lee. well, i went to school and wrote it on the menu board. the kids all were making all kinds of guesses. sixth graders got it right more than the rest of the middle school and the high school. one of our administrators told me he'd been sitting there thinking about it for awhile and what blue paint smelled like and the only thing he could come up with was maybe red paint. i told him that was the answer. so anymore silly riddles like that i'd like to use. thank you!
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Another one that had me cracking up was from Lee's daughter too, I think. something like, "What's long and green and has wheels?" "Grass,... except for the wheels part"
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More Heather Jokes:
What is red and goes up and down and up and down? A tomato in an elevator. What did Tarzan say when he saw blue fruit rolling over the horizon? Here comes the blueberries! What did Tarzan say when he saw purple fruit rolling over the horizon? Here comes the blueberries! (Tarzan is color blind) What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association |
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto! |
Okay, what do you call....
A girl with one leg? Ilene A guy walking through a pile of leaves? Russell A guy with no arms and no legs? Bob |
What do you call tortilla chips which do not belong to you?
Nachos |
What is has 4 legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on you, it would kill you?
A pool table |
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans |
What do you call a pickle near the equator?
Tropickle. |
haha!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick :P |
Question:
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Giraffe. |
mkay then
*furrows brow* |
What is brown and sticky?
A stick! |
What is yellow and invisible?
No bananas! |
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Pilgrims :D yeah, you know you are lol'ing |
A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned.
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What's a pirates' favorite letter?
AaarrrR! |
Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts! |
what's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
. . . . . . unlawful is against the law.. Illegal is a sick bird. |
Re: blue paint
Does an implosion go "!!!!!!!!mooooooB"?
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