Harrie's 1000th Post Comemorative Thread
Maryanne:
Your 1,000th post snuck up on me. You are such a prolific poster that I didn't think you would posts so much, so fast. That and my computer broke down. Anyways, enough excuses. Maryanne is a truly prolific poster and the rate she posts, she will one day be the top poster on this site. I am sure of that. Besides being a fountain of information, she is also a whole lot of fun on these forums. Keep up the good work and we will honor you, hopefully on time, for your 2,000th post. To honor Hurricane Harrie Canary, I propose a new type of game to play. This game is called the 'World's Worst' and some of you may have seen a version of it on 'Who's Line Is It Anyways'. Someone comes up with a brief idea, and everyone tries to come up with the worst possible thing that could be said in that situation. After a few responses or everyone runs out of ideas, just enter a "BUZZZZZ" and the person who buzzed will select a new topic. To get things started: What is the world's worst thing you could say at a job interview? |
i'll need to check with my parole officer.
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So, how soon can I go on vacation?
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Or...
discuss your previous employment history - especially the part where there was SOMETHING WRONG with all the other people who worked there! |
Do the girls who work here put out?
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Do you drug test?
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(Ha! Ha!)
Anyone got a drink around here??? My hand is starting to shake. |
Do you have soundproof offices? The voices in my head tend to disturb others.
Aside: You are all so funny and creative. It is a pleasure to be a part of this community. |
Can I get paid in cash only?
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How much of a stickler is the company about starting times?
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Can I use Comp Time to get my roots done??
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I'm between babysitters right now. Would it be okay to bring my three kids in with me until I find a new one?
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Can I have an advance on my first paycheck?
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Buzzzzzzzzzz!
Very good job everyone! Now for the next segment. What is the world's worst thing you can say to a bride in a wedding receiving line? |
Honey, do you need to borrow a tampon?
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Hopefully that last round of antibiotics worked:)
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He's quite a catch. Is he housebroken?
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Is that weight gain or a "baby bump" you are hiding with that full skirt??
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You know....your new husband looks really familiar to me, but I just can't place him....ohhhhh, that's right. Never mind.
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You should be getting used to this, you've done it enough!
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