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Harrie's 1000th Post Comemorative Thread
Maryanne:
Your 1,000th post snuck up on me. You are such a prolific poster that I didn't think you would posts so much, so fast. That and my computer broke down. Anyways, enough excuses. Maryanne is a truly prolific poster and the rate she posts, she will one day be the top poster on this site. I am sure of that. Besides being a fountain of information, she is also a whole lot of fun on these forums. Keep up the good work and we will honor you, hopefully on time, for your 2,000th post. To honor Hurricane Harrie Canary, I propose a new type of game to play. This game is called the 'World's Worst' and some of you may have seen a version of it on 'Who's Line Is It Anyways'. Someone comes up with a brief idea, and everyone tries to come up with the worst possible thing that could be said in that situation. After a few responses or everyone runs out of ideas, just enter a "BUZZZZZ" and the person who buzzed will select a new topic. To get things started: What is the world's worst thing you could say at a job interview? |
i'll need to check with my parole officer.
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So, how soon can I go on vacation?
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Or...
discuss your previous employment history - especially the part where there was SOMETHING WRONG with all the other people who worked there! |
Do the girls who work here put out?
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Do you drug test?
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(Ha! Ha!)
Anyone got a drink around here??? My hand is starting to shake. |
Do you have soundproof offices? The voices in my head tend to disturb others.
Aside: You are all so funny and creative. It is a pleasure to be a part of this community. |
Can I get paid in cash only?
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How much of a stickler is the company about starting times?
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Can I use Comp Time to get my roots done??
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I'm between babysitters right now. Would it be okay to bring my three kids in with me until I find a new one?
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Can I have an advance on my first paycheck?
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Buzzzzzzzzzz!
Very good job everyone! Now for the next segment. What is the world's worst thing you can say to a bride in a wedding receiving line? |
Honey, do you need to borrow a tampon?
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Hopefully that last round of antibiotics worked:)
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He's quite a catch. Is he housebroken?
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Is that weight gain or a "baby bump" you are hiding with that full skirt??
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You know....your new husband looks really familiar to me, but I just can't place him....ohhhhh, that's right. Never mind.
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You should be getting used to this, you've done it enough!
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Harrie's 1000 post
Congratulations Harrie. You do a great job of keep us informed about dental issues that may come up as a result of breast cancer treatments and by participating in other ways.
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you've got some food stuck in your teeth.
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Buzzzzzzzzz Very nice! Now for the world's worst thing you could say at a family reunion.
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I have so enjoyed the money grandma left ME in her will.
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"I know I've had alot to drink, but I was just wondering. Is Grandpa still seeing that girl?"
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Sweetie, with your 14th birthday just around the corner, you're almost at marrying age, and you know cousin Harold has had his eye on you for at least the last 10 years...
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Whoa Whoa WHoa....!!!!! I didn't even see this thread until
NOW!! Thank you Lee for the kind words or was that really just the punch line to another thread???!! But really, how nice of you to recogz my 1,000 post!! Anyways to continue with the worst family reunion lines.... Look really close at her mouth and ask....."Are they crowns or did you just bleach them a lot?" |
Hey - has anyone seen cousin Colleen? I need to ask her some questions about her husband Lee.
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Don't make me kiss Aunt Ethel, she smells funny and has a beard.
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Keep it in the family really hits home with us
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Let's go ask Uncle Emil about what happened in when he was in WWII!
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