Bumper Stickers

[Colleens_Husband]

I just saw the funniest bumper sticker when I was walking to lunch with Colleen the other day. It said, "Everything was fine until that house fell on my sister." Since I think all things from the Wizard of Oz are funny, this bumper sticker made me laugh.

Anyways, I thought it might be a good topic for a thread. If you see a funny bumper sticker, post it here. If you have a good idea for a bumper sticker, post it here as well.

Surrender Dorothy!

[Bill]

Great idea, Lee! I don't wanna cause any trouble here on your new wonderful thread, but my all-time favorite was, "If God didn't want you to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?"

[Colleens_Husband]

I saw this one a couple of years ago:

Extremists should be shot!!!!

[Sheila]

Not quite bumper stickers, but my years spent in the construction industry were enlightened by the slogasn on the sewage trucks that cleaned, or shall I say"sucked out' the porta johns....

We're Number 1 in the Number 2 business

Stoolbus (painted a lovely dark brown of course)

and my fav was:
Your sh#t is our bread and butter

[chrisy]

play the accordion, go to prison. It's the law.

[Liaidarutrica]

Yes, bumper stickers. I think that its effective advertising, and it could really help with getting us more interest. What do you guys think?

[DiDi70]

If you don't want to stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

[Jackie07]

That's a great one!

Well, the definition of 'Bumper sticker' from Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_sticker is quite interesting:

A bumper sticker is an adhesive label (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Label) or sticker with a message, intended to be attached to the bumper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_(automobile)) of an automobile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobile) and to be read by the occupants of other vehicles - although they are often stuck onto other objects.

[PinkGirl]

Deja vu plus a bad memory = I think I've forgotten this before.

[NEDenise]

Okay..how about...

Land of the Free
Because of the Brave

and...

Honk if you love Jesus!
Text if you want to meet Him!


and, one more...

If You're Following Me
You're Lost Too!!

(That last one is actually on my car!)

Anybody else seen a good one?
Denise