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Colleens_Husband
09-30-2008, 09:45 AM
Maryanne:

Your 1,000th post snuck up on me. You are such a prolific poster that I didn't think you would posts so much, so fast. That and my computer broke down. Anyways, enough excuses. Maryanne is a truly prolific poster and the rate she posts, she will one day be the top poster on this site. I am sure of that. Besides being a fountain of information, she is also a whole lot of fun on these forums. Keep up the good work and we will honor you, hopefully on time, for your 2,000th post.

To honor Hurricane Harrie Canary, I propose a new type of game to play. This game is called the 'World's Worst' and some of you may have seen a version of it on 'Who's Line Is It Anyways'. Someone comes up with a brief idea, and everyone tries to come up with the worst possible thing that could be said in that situation. After a few responses or everyone runs out of ideas, just enter a "BUZZZZZ" and the person who buzzed will select a new topic.

To get things started:

What is the world's worst thing you could say at a job interview?

juanita
09-30-2008, 04:44 PM
i'll need to check with my parole officer.

chrisy
09-30-2008, 05:31 PM
So, how soon can I go on vacation?

chrisy
09-30-2008, 05:31 PM
Or...
discuss your previous employment history - especially the part where there was SOMETHING WRONG with all the other people who worked there!

Becky
09-30-2008, 06:18 PM
Do the girls who work here put out?

sassy
09-30-2008, 07:04 PM
Do you drug test?

StephN
09-30-2008, 07:30 PM
(Ha! Ha!)

Anyone got a drink around here??? My hand is starting to shake.

Colleens_Husband
10-01-2008, 07:43 AM
Do you have soundproof offices? The voices in my head tend to disturb others.

Aside: You are all so funny and creative. It is a pleasure to be a part of this community.

hutchibk
10-01-2008, 09:05 AM
Can I get paid in cash only?

Vi Schorpp
10-01-2008, 09:49 AM
How much of a stickler is the company about starting times?

StephN
10-01-2008, 10:43 AM
Can I use Comp Time to get my roots done??

Gerri
10-01-2008, 11:51 AM
I'm between babysitters right now. Would it be okay to bring my three kids in with me until I find a new one?

sassy
10-01-2008, 06:22 PM
Can I have an advance on my first paycheck?

Colleens_Husband
10-02-2008, 07:47 AM
Buzzzzzzzzzz!

Very good job everyone! Now for the next segment. What is the world's worst thing you can say to a bride in a wedding receiving line?

hutchibk
10-02-2008, 09:12 AM
Honey, do you need to borrow a tampon?

Becky
10-02-2008, 10:11 AM
Hopefully that last round of antibiotics worked:)

Colleens_Husband
10-02-2008, 10:26 AM
He's quite a catch. Is he housebroken?

StephN
10-02-2008, 11:20 AM
Is that weight gain or a "baby bump" you are hiding with that full skirt??

Bill
10-03-2008, 09:11 PM
You know....your new husband looks really familiar to me, but I just can't place him....ohhhhh, that's right. Never mind.

Sheila
10-04-2008, 03:38 PM
You should be getting used to this, you've done it enough!

ElaineM
10-04-2008, 05:04 PM
Congratulations Harrie. You do a great job of keep us informed about dental issues that may come up as a result of breast cancer treatments and by participating in other ways.

juanita
10-04-2008, 08:47 PM
you've got some food stuck in your teeth.

Colleens_Husband
10-05-2008, 04:37 PM
Buzzzzzzzzz Very nice! Now for the world's worst thing you could say at a family reunion.

sassy
10-05-2008, 06:29 PM
I have so enjoyed the money grandma left ME in her will.

Bill
10-05-2008, 07:27 PM
"I know I've had alot to drink, but I was just wondering. Is Grandpa still seeing that girl?"

hutchibk
10-05-2008, 08:39 PM
Sweetie, with your 14th birthday just around the corner, you're almost at marrying age, and you know cousin Harold has had his eye on you for at least the last 10 years...

harrie
10-05-2008, 11:57 PM
Whoa Whoa WHoa....!!!!! I didn't even see this thread until
NOW!! Thank you Lee for the kind words or was that really just the punch line to another thread???!! But really, how nice of you to recogz my 1,000 post!!

Anyways to continue with the worst family reunion lines....

Look really close at her mouth and ask....."Are they crowns or did you just bleach them a lot?"

SoCalGal
10-06-2008, 12:25 AM
Hey - has anyone seen cousin Colleen? I need to ask her some questions about her husband Lee.

Colleens_Husband
10-06-2008, 07:54 AM
Don't make me kiss Aunt Ethel, she smells funny and has a beard.

Sheila
10-07-2008, 12:24 PM
Keep it in the family really hits home with us

Becky
10-20-2008, 03:26 PM
Let's go ask Uncle Emil about what happened in when he was in WWII!