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juanita
09-22-2008, 04:15 PM
i write our menu on a dry erase board every day at school. i keep a countdown of how many days of school there are left, 150 as of today, and usually include some sort of weird trivia (60 cows make a ton of milk per day), historic questions (how many animals of each kind did moses take on the ark) or ponderisms (what color does a smurf turn when you choke him). i'm running out of material. been looking on the internet and got some, but it has to be school appropriate, though them kids probably know more about some hings than i do if you can believe what they say. so help me out here people! PLEASE!

Bill
09-22-2008, 06:46 PM
"Choose your battles carefully" Attila the Hun.

Colleens_Husband
09-23-2008, 07:23 AM
Chimpanzees prefer cooked food. So do I. Draw your own conclusions.


Mercury is getting smaller and more wrinkled as it ages. Aren't we all?

Turtles can breath through their butts.

Colleens_Husband
09-23-2008, 01:49 PM
Oscar Wilde's Dying words:

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do."

Oscar went. No word on the wallpaper.

Colleens_Husband
09-25-2008, 08:39 AM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months , and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.


Why do they call it tourist season when you can't shoot them?

Joe
09-25-2008, 09:01 AM
Anything by Yogi Berra:

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quoberra.shtml

Regards
Joe

Becky
09-25-2008, 09:59 AM
what travels around the world but stays in a corner?

A stamp


Say me and destroy me. What am I? - Silence

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sandwich.

Margerie
09-25-2008, 10:42 AM
Riddle:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for three days and then leaves town on Friday. How did he do it?

Answer: His horse is named Friday.

Colleens_Husband
09-25-2008, 10:53 AM
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.

Bill
09-25-2008, 12:49 PM
If God didn't want you to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? (My all-time favorite bumper sticker)

sassy
09-25-2008, 06:16 PM
What do you call cows with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Colleens_Husband
10-01-2008, 10:43 AM
The longest game of Monopoly in a bathtub lasted 99 hours.

Believe51
10-02-2008, 12:04 PM
.....that your nose grows all through your life??>>Believe51

Colleens_Husband
10-29-2008, 07:49 AM
Sharks do not like magnets. That may explain why I see so few sharks around my refrigerator.

Believe51
10-29-2008, 09:13 AM
Your eyes are the same size at birth and remain that size throughout your life>>Believe51

harrie
11-23-2008, 01:00 PM
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
uses every letter of the alphabet.