Lee's BIG BIG BIG Quiz Thread

[Colleens_Husband]

Okay you asked for it. You do realize that I used to be a teacher. Anyways, this weeks quiz will be a fun one. All you have to do is match the silly thing a famous person said with the famous person that said it. Look for the list of silly people below the quotes.

The next quiz after this will be on the subject of Seinfeld.


Silly Quotes:

1. "So, where's the Cannes Festival being held this year?"

2. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

3. "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."

4. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"

5. "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."

6. "And now the sequence of events in no particular order.."

7. "The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing."

8. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

9. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be that skinny like that but not with flies and death and stuff."

10. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

11. "Outside the killings, Washington (D.C.) has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

12. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable to football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

13. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

14. "If it weren't for electricity we'd be watching television by candlelight."

15. "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

16. "There is certainly more in the future now than in 1964."

17. "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

18. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very imortant part of your life."


Silly People who said this stuff:

a. Roger Daltry, lead singer of The Who

b. Yogi Berra, baseball player

c. Fran Lebowitz, author

d. George Gobel, comedian

e. Greg Norman, golfer

f. Woody Allen, writer, actor and creepy guy

g. Ivana Trump, someone silly enough to mary the Donald

h. Christina Aguilera, Singer

i. Dan Quayle, politician

j. Jason Kidd, basketball player

k. Marion Berry, cocaine snorter and mayor

l. Joe Theisman, sports talking head and ex-quarterback

m. Mariah Carey, singer and philosopher

n. Britney Spears, singer and traveling freak show

o. Dan Rather, news anchor

p. Samuel Goldwyn, movie producer, the 'G' in MGM

q. Brooke Shields, actress and underwear model

r. Dizzy Dean, baseball player and one of the reasons they require batting helmets


Good Luck