Might need help with "Lee"

[Colleens_Husband]

An Ode to Pink Girl:

I am Lee
Lee I am

That Lee I am, that Lee I am, I do not like that Lee I am.

But do you like spray cheese in a can?

I do not like spray cheese in a can, I do not like it Lee I am.

Would you, could you with some Spam? ........




Dr. Seuss smack talk never gets old.

Lee

[chrisy]

I think I'm going to have to stay away from this thread, if I can stand the withdrawl, now that I have it on good authority (our resident "worlds greatest know-it-all") that I am probably bonkers!

Besides, it is making me forget about breast cancer....

[Bill]

Aw crap, Lee, Marly found us! I thought we could slip under the radar with this one. And, by the way, Lee, I've never been strip-searched by the TSA. Whenever I travel, I'm accused of not emptying my pockets, but I assure them that my pockets are empty, and then, there's that "awkward" moment, where I glare at them (mentally doing time and distance calculations, quickly assigning threat levels to immediate personnel, BMI calcs., alertness evaluation, you guys know what I mean, all the usual stuff we all do when we are out) and for some reason, the tension usually breaks, and they all grin and say,"it's ok, sir, go on through" I do like that t-shirt idea, Lee

[hutchibk]

Ok, I am a little late here - on the Star Trek quiz - but I just have to say, "the Trouble With Tribbles..."

Nothing more, just had to say that.

Carry on.

[Colleens_Husband]

Quiz Update:

The following questions were answered correctly:

1. Majel Barrett Rodenberry was credited on all five Star Trek series.

2. Who knows and who cares, I hate that little twerp Wesley Crusher.

7. Pockets first appeared on Enterprise.

9. Kirk cheated and reprogrammed the test. Kirk always cheated.

10. Harcourt Fenton Mudd

11. Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty" He did say "Beam me up, Mr. Scott."

13. Data's creator was Noonyen Soon.

14. Zephram Cochran invented warp drive. He did it to get the beer home before it got warm. Wouldn't it have been easier to fix the refrigerator?

15. Andoreans were the blue guys.

16. Quark loved gold pressed latinum more than he loved his mother.

17. The First Ferengi Rule of Acquisition is "Once you have their money, never give it back. The second rule of acquisition is my family motto. "Never pay full price for anything."


The questions that still need to be answered:

3. Gene Rodenberry was this before becoming a sci-fi diety.

4. Klingons use this weapon in close combat.

5. Chekov was in response to this dreamy entertainer. Hint: It's not Joey Ramone.

6. Before Kai Win, who was the Kai?

8. What is the significance of Uhuru's name.

12. What is Scotty's physical defect?


(Subtle prod at Maryls)
You can't be the worlds greatest know it all without answering at least one of these questions.

Okay, I'm waiting...................


Hey Bill I just had a great idea!! But it died of loneliness. No seriously, I know how we can have some wicked fun here. Maybe I'll have to see you in the chat room this Sunday to get it arranged. Is the chatroom 9PM EST which is, ummmm...... let's see.....Pacific time, 24 time zones in 360 degrees of earth rotation and Oregon City is at 122 degrees, 37 minutes, 24 and 3/4 seconds west latitude, ummmm ........ damn, the calculator batteries just died. Well then, nevermind.

[Colleens_Husband]

Oh Bill:

I forgot. The TSA guys never strip search me either because I go through the security line wearing nothing but a tube sock. It's my way of sticking it to the man. Do you know how fast the check-in time would be if everyone did that.

Lee

[chrisy]

4. Ok, that curved thingy with pointy two pointy ends that Warf hung on his wall is called a bat'leth.

3. Wow, I learned some cool things about Gene Roddenberry! He was a Pan Am pilot, and LAPD officer, and an actor...but he really wanted to be screnwriter all the time.

5. You've got to be kidding! Davy Jones of the Monkees a dreamy crooner????

6. I ASKED you to stay away from DS9! I mean how can you get passionate about a series that has the dad from Benson as a recurring character???

8. "Uhura" comes from the Swahili word uhuru, which means "freedom"

12 No idea about Scotty's physical defect, I know that in the later movies he seemed to no longer fit into his star fleet uniform, but either that isn't a defect or it couldn't be hidden!

[Soccermom]

"The whole world is insane except for me and thee....oft times I wonder about thee.."
author unknown
Just my 2 cents,

Harrie & Bill...was at the FORCE conference (roomed with SWANKY!) then back to work. Had MRI scans.. all clear except for some mild herniation etc etc..onward and upward!
Hugs to all!
Marcia

[hutchibk]

"sticking it to the man" ...LOL, Lee-Bill. I don't think "the TSA man" would like that very much, but then again, who knows?

[juanita]

wow the things i missed by not being on here. this was really funny. sorry, holding the baby and can only type with one hand.

[Colleens_Husband]

The last quiz question answered: James Doohan lost his middle finger in World War II. If he had been shooting his rifle instead of giving the Nazis the finger maybe he would have gotten better roles as an actor. I'm just saying.....

Hutchibk:

Perhaps 'sticking it to the man' was a poor choice of words.

[Sheila]

Pink Girl
You are starting to worry me about your infatuation with spray cheeze...you keep likening it to whipped cream...are you going kinky on us???

[PinkGirl]

No way Sheila. Nope. Not me.

I just lead a very sheltered life up here in the
boonies and I've never heard of spray cheese.
But I've seen those spray cans of whipped cream
where you sort of bend the nozzle and end up
spraying cream all over the person sitting beside you.

I was just trying to picture accidentally spraying
someone with cheese. Not kinky at all, not me. No way.

Now, maybe if we were talking about spraying chocolate
all over someone .... is there spray chocolate in the States?

[Bill]

Funny you should mention that Lady Pink, as I'm currently working in my laboratory on my latest "secret botanical project". As most of you already know, I've been working for years on perfecting my cupcake tree, but the best that I've been able to do thus far is produce a pitiful little waist-high bush that only sprouts mini-cupcakes. I'm such a loser. I had a canniption fit last week and burned all of my notes and stomped that little bush into the ground. Since then, however, I've been working night and day on my latest project. I have cross-pollinated the Swedish honey-suckle vine with the brown-eyed Betty, and as crazy luck would have it, I happened to be eating some Hersheys kisses at the time, and a few fell out of my mouth and got turned over into the soil. Well, a few days later, I noticed that the vines were oozing a brownish fluid and looking wilted, so I did what anyone would do. I went into my lab. and grabbed a hypodermic needle and a tank of CO2, and pressurized the plant from within to cure the wilting, only I over-did it. Next thing you know, "ker-blooey!", I'm standing in my garden with brown fluid all over me, and a voice from within me said "taste it", so I did, and then "Eureka!"

[hutchibk]

Lee - poor choice of words or humorous choice of words? I say humorous...

[PinkGirl]

Hey Billee

Seriously, you should have seen the look on my face the first time
I saw someone digging peanuts out of the ground. I had no idea where peanuts came from - honestly.

Now I am waiting to see pictures of a cupcake tree and possibly a
chocolate honeysuckle daisy vine. Do you think you will be able to
get the chocolate sap into a spray can?

Good luck Billee. You do know where hershey kisses come from,
don't you????

[Colleens_Husband]

Sheila:

If that is in fact your real name.... So are you implying that whipped cream is kinky? I don't think it is. It is however kinky when you add three scoops of ice cream, chocolate sauce, a banana split in half, sprinkles, and a cherry on top.

We need to clearly define the borders of decency. Remember, good fences make good neighbors.

Thank you,

Lee
Chief Constable (self appointed)
Decency Police

[Colleens_Husband]

Bill:

Cupcake tree? Ho-hum. Get back with me when you have a Ho-Ho or Ding-Dong tree. Now that would be something! Remember, "Little Debi is a goddess".

Lee

[juanita]

Spray cheese is just like the whipped cream in cans, but whipped cream is a lot better.

[jones7676]

Keep the chatter going, I'm enjoying this! Life is weird, and you just never know who/what you will run into. Sounds like a modern day "Twilight Zone" to me.