Lee's BIG BIG BIG Quiz Thread

[Colleens_Husband]

Okay you asked for it. You do realize that I used to be a teacher. Anyways, this weeks quiz will be a fun one. All you have to do is match the silly thing a famous person said with the famous person that said it. Look for the list of silly people below the quotes.

The next quiz after this will be on the subject of Seinfeld.


Silly Quotes:

1. "So, where's the Cannes Festival being held this year?"

2. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

3. "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."

4. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"

5. "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."

6. "And now the sequence of events in no particular order.."

7. "The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing."

8. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

9. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be that skinny like that but not with flies and death and stuff."

10. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

11. "Outside the killings, Washington (D.C.) has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

12. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable to football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

13. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

14. "If it weren't for electricity we'd be watching television by candlelight."

15. "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

16. "There is certainly more in the future now than in 1964."

17. "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

18. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very imortant part of your life."


Silly People who said this stuff:

a. Roger Daltry, lead singer of The Who

b. Yogi Berra, baseball player

c. Fran Lebowitz, author

d. George Gobel, comedian

e. Greg Norman, golfer

f. Woody Allen, writer, actor and creepy guy

g. Ivana Trump, someone silly enough to mary the Donald

h. Christina Aguilera, Singer

i. Dan Quayle, politician

j. Jason Kidd, basketball player

k. Marion Berry, cocaine snorter and mayor

l. Joe Theisman, sports talking head and ex-quarterback

m. Mariah Carey, singer and philosopher

n. Britney Spears, singer and traveling freak show

o. Dan Rather, news anchor

p. Samuel Goldwyn, movie producer, the 'G' in MGM

q. Brooke Shields, actress and underwear model

r. Dizzy Dean, baseball player and one of the reasons they require batting helmets


Good Luck

[PinkGirl]

Oh goody, another quiz!!!
I only know a few of them, I will have to "research"
the rest.

#4.. Britany Spears thinks Canada is overseas.

#10 Dan Quayle

#18 Brooke Shields

[Gerri]

Game on!

I know one off the top of my head - one of my all time favorites:

9. Mariah Carey would love to be as skinny as the starving kids all over the world - except for the flies and death and stuff.

I'll be back...

[hutchibk]

1. Christina Aguilera

2. Woody Allen

3. Ivana Trump

4. Pink got this one... Britney Stoopido

5. Yogi Berra

6. Dan Rather

7. ME! oh no, actually Dizzy Dean said it first...

8. Greg Norman

9. Gerri got this one... Mariah Stoopido.

10. Has been attributed to Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, George W., John Kerry and Al Gore... and it fits all of them. Hard call to make.

11. Marion Barry

12. Joe Theisman

13. Jason Kidd (poor Mavericks...)

14. George Gobel

15. Fran Liebowitz

16. Roger Daltry

17. Samuel Goldwyn

18. Pink got this one... Brooke Stoopido.

[Joe]

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra

The future isn't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra

The only color I don't have is navy brown.
Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Yogi Berra

We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra

You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Yogi Berra

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra


We're both from Joisey,

Joe

[Gerri]

Brenda out did us all - you go girl!

Okay Lee, bring on the Seinfeld trivia. Make it challenging because I'm ready!!

[hutchibk]

Gerri - Google is my brain of choice... since I don't have much of a natural one left due to menopause... LOL.

Joe - Yogi Berra is and always will be one of my most favorite comedians... oh and baseball player.

[Colleens_Husband]

Brenda:

Well done! You are a true propeller head! 100% with three blue stars and a smiley face.



Joe:

My favorite Yogi Berra quote:

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it was written on.

[Gerri]

Brenda,

We share the same brain! I have a feeling that many of us do - even Lee

[Colleens_Husband]

Especially Lee!

[Jackie07]

Only blinked my eyes once, and I had missed all the fun. Let's have more of this. Thanks.

[Colleens_Husband]

Gerri and Jackie:

I hope you are paying attention because here comes the SEINFELD QUIZ. You better type quickly. Here it goes:

1. What is Jerry's address?

2. What was the name of the original script for Seinfeld?

3. What were Jerry's apartment numbers? What was Kramer's apartment number?

4. Jerry appears in every episode. George appears in every episode but one. Which episode did George miss?

5. What is Jerry's real first name?

6. What was the subject of the first conversation of the first episode and the last conversation of the last episode? Hint: It's the same subject in both episodes.

7. When did Elaine move to New York City? Where did she move from?

8. Seinfeld ranked No. 1 in the ratings for each episode of it's entire final season. Only two other shows share that distinction. What were the shows?

9. Before the show was set to air, Jerry Seinfeld asked Jason Alexander what the chances of success were. Jerry answered, "Not a chance." Why did Jason ALexander feel this way?

10. Co-creator of the Seinfeld show, Larry David, went on to star in his own series. What was the name of his show?

11. Who was Jason Alexander's character, George Costanza, based on?

12. What was Jason Alexander's fake name?

13. Which state does Jerry's parents live in?

14. Who's TV celebrity voice causes Kramer to have violent seizures?

15. Who does Newman work for?

16. One of Elaine's boyfriends had the same name as a real life serial killer? What was his name?

17. Who played the voice of George Steinbrenner, the owner of the New York Yankees?

18. What is the name of Kramer's never seen friend?

19. Kramer worked for a bagel company but went on strike for twelve years. What is the name of the bagel company?

20. Which country did George call to get the stinky cream to cure his baldness?

21. What is Elaine's last name?

22. What is Kramer's first name?


Good Luck everyone!!

[Gerri]

YAY, Seinfeld!! Good job Lee, some of these are tough. These answers are off the top of my head - I hope I get them right! I'll be back with more later.

5. Jerry's first name was Jerome

6. (I love this!) The second button on a shirt makes or breaks the shirt.

10. Larry David's own series is "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

11. George Costanza was modeled after Larry David

12. George Costanza's fake name was Art Vandelay

13. Jerry's parents moved to Florida

14. The voice of Mary Hart caused Kramer to have seizures.

15. Newman works for the US Postal Service

20. George ordered his stinky baldness curing cream from China.

21. Elaine's last name is Benes

22. Kramer's first name is Cosmo


And remember, most of life can be traced to a Seinfeld episode!

[Colleens_Husband]

Gerri:

Superb effort! All eleven of you answers are correct. There are still eleven left to go. Two blue stars and three smiley faces for you.

Lee

[PinkGirl]

1. Jerry's address is 129 West 81st. Street
New York (Manhatten) Apt. 5A

4. George wasn't in the "The Pen" from the 3rd season.

7. Elaine is from Towson, Maryland, a suburb of Baltimore.
She moved to New York in 1986

[PinkGirl]

16. The serial killer name is Joel Rifkin

17. Larry David did the voice.

[Gerri]

PinkGirl, once again we are in this together.

2. The name of the orignal script was "Stand Up"

18. Bob Sacamano was Kramer's "unseen" friend

19. Kramer went on strike against H & H Bagels


As the Soup Nazi would say, "NEXT!"

[PinkGirl]

8. I Love Lucy and The Andy Griffiths Show


9. This is a guess .... because it was a show about nothing.

[Gerri]

Pink,

I thought the same thing about #9, but this is what I found:

Jason Alexander told Jerry Seinfeld the "audience for this show is me and I don't watch t.v."

I think the only one left is:

3. Jerry's apt 5A (PinkGirl answered this in #1), Kramer's 5B

[Colleens_Husband]

Good job everybody! The only thing that got missed was that Jerry's apartment was 3A for a few episodes.

So any ideas for the next quiz?