Might need help with "Lee"

[Colleens_Husband]

Bill:

You saw the rules when you hit the 'agree' button when you first signed onto this web site. Like me and everyone else, we read the text in its entirety before accepting the terms and conditions of being a member of this site. And those rules clearly stated that all males posting 1000 times must post a photograph of themselves in a Speedo. Joe posted his picture in a Speedo, but it was lost when they swapped over to the new site, and we expect you to as well.

Okay, you got me. In all honesty, it looked like Joe photoshopped his head on Arnold Schwartsenegger's body, but technically he complied. If I ever get to 1000 posts, I plan on photoshopping my head onto a picture of Steve Erkle's body in a Speedo. I have first dibs on the Erkle, so you will have to find your own body.

Actually, for all the good work you do on this site, I think everyone else should do something special for you when you hit 1000.

Lee

[juanita]

just bringing this back up so somebody can add something random to it.

[chrisy]

Of course, the way wild bill posts all night long, the countdown will be off by the time I finish this post.

I agree with Lee (I think). We should ALL do something nice for Bill when he hits 1000 posts. I know Lee said "special" but I think it should also be nice. Like, another most embarassing moment thread in Bill's honor would be special, but might not be very nice!

PINK GIRL!!!!!!!! You first. Whatsit gonna be????

[Bill]

Chrisy, you and all the other girls and guys here are all so sweet and wonderful. I need to do something special for y'all, not the other way around. It's easy to sit here and type stuff all the time. You and your sisters and brothers are the ones in the battle, and deserve something special, not me. Love you guys, Bill

[chrisy]

till bill goes major league!
Bill, we're all just waiting for the cupcakes...that's all we want!

[PinkGirl]

Okay, something nice for Bill ... let me think ....

I'm always nice to Bill but I agree that we should do
something extra nice for him when he reaches the
1000 mark.

I think maybe we could write a poem for him. When the
time comes, I will start it by writing the first two lines .....

[Colleens_Husband]

Oooooooo!!! Ooooooooo!! I know. We can have the First Annual Her2 Support Group Haiku contest. The subject, of course, being a tribute to Bill.

A Haiku is a Japanese style poetry that has three lines. The first line has five syllables, the second line has seven syllables, and the third line has five syllables.

The winning entry gets punished by having to select and judge next years Second Annual Haiku (or poetry, or limerick) contest.

We can select the judge by some fair way. And by fair, I mean by making Bill do it, after all it is a tribute to him.

This can be as much fun as one person can have while still being fully dressed.

Sample Haiku:

Grandma wasn't wrong
Mom likes me better than you
but your still okay.

[PinkGirl]

Here's another example - another take on being nice to Bill


S-weet and handsome
He is devilish and sane
Thank you to our Bill

[Colleens_Husband]

Pink Girl:

Well done! I especially like the way you did S-weet to get the right number of syllables. You are the creative one.

[Kathy S in Tokyo]

A real let down?
Scottish midgets with bagpipes?
What WERE you thinking?!

[Colleens_Husband]

Kathy S:

An absolute genius post! Scottish Midgets with Bagpipes? Brilliant, just brilliant! I'm going to stop posting now. How can anyone beat that one?

But then again, there are some pretty bright people here .............

[Bill]

Lee, I must have missed the one about the bumper sticker, "support mental health or I'll kill you", I got a guilty pleasure laughing at that one. It reminded me of one I saw a few years back, "If God didn't want you to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"

[juanita]

"i didn't make it to the top of the food chain to eat rabbit food".

[juanita]

see how many posts bill has now?

[Colleens_Husband]

Juanita:

Bill has 990. Just ten more to go. He might post that many times this week, but he's probably going down to the store to test fit a Speedo. He may want to think about the whole tan thing, too. You know, as a public service. (Evil Lee wrote that last sentence. Don't lay that one on my doorstep.)

Lee (except for the Evil Lee stuff)

[PinkGirl]

Evil Lee,

We have already decided that we will do something for Bill when
he reaches his 1000th post...... no speedos involved, unless
you are the type who would wear a speedo in Joe and Christine's
living room.......

Remember Evil? The haiku poetry contest????

[Colleens_Husband]

Hey Pink Girl:

I hope you enjoyed your 1,000th post tribute. We need to think of something to do for Becky's 2,000th post.

Maybe we could have a Becky Commemorative Zen Meditation thread where people can come in and post nothing. My, how relaxing could that be? Plus it will show solidarity with the forum members who don't like to read much.

I'll start............

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

























































Lee

(wasn't that nice?)

[harrie]

That was really funny Lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gerri]

Sorry to butt in here Pink (since he was asking you) but Lee, your idea,

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You have obviously given it your all paying tribute to others, designing quizzes, starting the story thread, and perhaps now you are weary, hence the suggestion for zen meditation sounds. I was thinking more along the lines of taking the letters in Becky's name and come up with adjectives that describe her (this may have a name but it has been erased from my brain).

For example:

L - loquacious (vocab word - 10 points)
E - eccentric
E - essential (to the board)

.....you see what I mean. So, what do you think?

[Vi Schorpp]

for those members who do like to read, maybe Becky has read, or could read, Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance?