Might need help with "Lee"

[harrie]

YOu know how we (me) have been having to use gel with all this new post-chemo hair or else it is wild, fluffy, and curly?! Well I wonder how that cheese stuff that you all are talking about work in place of the gel?! The added benefit would be the aroma of cheese as well as some nice colored yellow highlights!! I WOULD try it first, but I hate the smell of chesse....
But I do know from reading past threads that hair is an issue for many.
Maybe I should post it on one of those hair issue threads?! Someone else can be the guinea pig.
And don't worry...I WONT hog all the credit! I will be sure to say the idea came from the Bill-Lee thread.

[Colleens_Husband]

Harrie:

I would avoid using spray cheese as a hair gel unless you live in a squirrel free zone. You don't want those squirrels to be jumping in your hair to get to that cheesey goodness that is spray cheese.

Squirrels are nothing more than rats with better tails and good PR.

Lee

[Colleens_Husband]

Bill:

Now that hurts, you big ingrate! How can you say such things? Grandma and me spent a year and a half in that hell hole Canadian smugglers prison, and for what? So you could afford to take our flour and dump it into the ground for your ridiculous cup cake tree. Well Mr. Smarty Pants, where are the cupcakes? Nowhere! That's where! I've done my half of the bargain and got the cheap flour and spray cheese, you need to step up and start growing some cupcakes.

You can't imagine the horrors living in a Canadian prison. First, we didn't speak the language. We could only communicate with our captors only after we learned to ignore all the 'ehs' they threw into their sentences. And being in prison aged grandma. She went into prison when she was 57, and when she came out, she looked like she was 58 and a half. I wouldn't be here today if grandma hadn't shanked that one-eyed logger with a gimp. After that, we had street cred, and things went better.

Lee

[harrie]

Lee,
Inconveniences and discomforts are many times worth the sacrifice if results LOOK GOOD.
Anyways, rats are gross but squirrels are really cute!
harriecanarie

[Colleens_Husband]

Harrie Canary:

Truer words were never spoken. Fashion can be a cruel mistress.

Lee

[Becky]

There are 3.79 liters per gallon (I sell hydraulic fluids in the USA and Canada so I have to know how to convert. Depending on the density I can also go to pounds then kilos too. And now that the US dollar and the Canadian dollar are almost the same, I don't have to worry much about that).

So, Canadians don't have spray cheese. Hmm. Do you have Tang? Tang would go great with those cupcakes whenever Bill gets around to planting the bush.

[PinkGirl]

I think we've got spray cheese but there
just isn't any in my small town. Yes, we have Tang. It would
probably go well with the fake cheese, I'm just guessing of course, but it
seems like they would.

[juanita]

tang is gross. my grandma used to give it to us to drink all the time. can't stand anything orange flavored because of it.

[PinkGirl]

Lee,
Are you sure you and Granny were thrown in the slammer
for smuggling flour ..... in Nelson, B.C.?????

I always thought that those Smuggler's Prisons were for
"special" cases. You might want to re-think what was in
those flour sacks. It could explain why Bill was never able
to get those cupcake trees to grow. I'm just saying ....

[chrisy]

Wait a minute, Juanita! Aren't you the one who eats spray cheese straight from the can? How orange is THAT????? Oranges aren't the only thing that have orange flavor, you know!

By the way, I stand corrected, sort of. When the spray can cheese is almost empty, it does sort of explode out of there. More like a firecracker, and with no sense of direction at all. That can would be very scary if it was pointed into your mouth at the time. Or , of course, at your eye.

[juanita]

orange cheese is different than tang. 2 completely different flavors.

[Colleens_Husband]

Juanita:

Truer words were never spoken. Spray cheese is a delectable comfort food that is perfect for connecting two Wheat Thin crackers together. You have the hard crunchiness of the Thins and the gooey goodness of the spray cheese making a perfect snack.

Tang is made out of nothing which appears in nature. It doesn't go with anything other than minor scrapes and abrasions as an antiseptic and you can also use it to cut engine sludge off of car transmission parts.

There was a reason they shot Tang into outer space!

[Colleens_Husband]

Okay, It's time for a quiz! This is a quiz about songs by the Beatles. Yes the Fab Four, those lovable mop tops. And once again it's open book and the first person who answers all the questions correctly wins absolutely nothing except for the awe and admiration of the Her2 community.

And now the quiz:

1. What do "Eight Days a Week", "A Hard Days Night", and "Please Please Me" have in common?

2. What was Maxwell's last name on the song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"?

3. Which was the first song written by George Harrison to be a number one song on the Billboard Charts.

4. Which song accidentally began with feedback through a guitar amplifier and was left in because it sounded good?

5. Which song had snippets of calliope music on tape thrown in the air and randomly assembled together?

6. What song written by Paul McCartney was originally titled "Scrambled Eggs"?

7. In the song "Martha My Dear" who was Martha?

8. On the song "Michelle", what is the translation of the French words?

9. What was lovely Rita's profession?

10. "Penny Lane" was almost banned by the BBC. Why?

11. What did Rocky Racoon find in his room?

12. Who was left out of the photograph on the front of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"?

13. What is the actual name of the "White Album"?

14. Which song written by George Harrison featured Eric Clapton on the guitar?

15. Which song prophetically begins with John Lennon saying "Shoot me"?

Good luck.

[PinkGirl]

Yippy, another quiz!!!

#2 Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine.....

#6 "Yesterday" was first called "Scrambled Eggs".

#8 Michelle, ma belle, means Michelle, my love, although
it really translates to Michelle, my pretty or beautiful.
The next line is a repeat of the English words, "these are
words that go together well, my Michelle"

#9 Rita is a meter maid

#13 The White Album's correct title is "The Beatles"

[Gerri]

11. Gideon's Bible

14. "While my Guitar Gently Weeps"

[PinkGirl]

#11 Rocky Racoon found his girlfriend's new boyfriend in the room, with a gun

#15 The live version of "Come Together"

[harrie]

1. they are all in 4/4 time, have been performed by the beatles, have a letter a in the title, written in English, about having sex

3. Something

9. Maid

[PinkGirl]

Lee,
I just noticed your "location". Have you been there since
you were a child?

[Colleens_Husband]

Pink Girl:

I'm glad you noticed. I was afraid someone would see the location on a serious thread and go all righteous on me. Anyways, it's nice to stop by the old smugglers prison every now and again and visit grandma. She just refuses to stop her smuggling ways, believing low cost socialist flour is a right of every American. Well, except for those goofy ninnies who dump flour into the ground hoping to grow cupcake trees. Those spoked brained yetzes can pay full price.

Lee

[Colleens_Husband]

Ooops, I forgot.

Hint on question no. 1. The titles to the songs "Hard Days Night", "Eight Days a Week", and "Please PLease Me" all have something in common.