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02-01-2012, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 539
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
These all so funny!
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In the world of destiny, there are no statistics.
Jan. 26- mammogram and ultrasound- suspicious lump
Mid-February- lumpectomy, infiltrating ductal carcinoma ~4.5 cm and a 1 cm DCIS, did not get clear margins, did not check lymph nodes
ER+/PR+, her2 +++, nuclear grade 3 of 3
February 20-PET scan showed something on liver. No biopsy.
March- Started carboplatin, herceptin, taxol on a four week cycle
May 3- Pet scan, with intent to do a biopsy, found nothing, liver or breast- no biopsy because there is nothing to biopsy
June 21- new onc, very concerned that there had been no biopsy,
June 18th-CAT scan, bone scan-negative
August 7th - Brain MRI-negative
August 9th- mastectomy, all pathology negative
January 2008 still NED! New oncologist -herceptin for full year after chemo- until July, and tamoxifen---negative scans since May '07
July 2008-Finished Herceptin!
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04-30-2012, 09:16 AM
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#22
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
It's as if the people at Cafe Press knew I needed this! 
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1/11-needle biopsy
2/11-Lumpectomy/axillary node dissection - Stage 3c, ER/PR-14/17 nodes
3/11 - Post-op staph infection,cellulitis, lymphedema,seroma,ARRRGH!
4/12/11-A/C x 4, then T/H x 4, H only,Q3 weeks
8/26/11 finished Taxol!!!
10/7/11 mastectomy/DIEP recon
11/11 radiation x28
1/12 Low EF/Herceptin "Holiday" :(
2/12 EF upBack on Herceptin, heart meds
4/2/1212 surgery to repair separated incision from DIEP recon
6/8/12 Return to work :)
6/17/12 Fall, shatter wrist,surgery to repair/insert plate :(
7/10/12 last Herceptin
7/23/12 Brain Mets %$&#! 3cm and 1cm
8/10/12 Gamma knife surgery, LOTS of steroids;start H/Tykerb
8/23/12 Back to work
12/20/12 Injure back-3 weeks in wheel chair
1/14/13 Finish the job-blow out disk in back - awaiting surgery
“ Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds you down or polishes you up is for you, and you alone, to decide. ” – Cavett Robert
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04-30-2012, 08:27 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hershey, PA. Live The Sweet Life!
Posts: 1,477
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
Amen to that one Denise! Your humor is very much intact!
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Smile On!
Laurel
Dx'd w/multifocal DCIS/IDS 3/08
7mm invasive component
Partial mast. 5/08
Stage 1b, ER 80%, PR 90%, HER-2 6.9 on FISH
0/5 nodes
4 AC, 4 TH finished 9/08
Herceptin every 3 weeks. Finished 7/09
Tamoxifen 10/08. Switched to Femara 8/09
Bilat SPM w/reconstruction 10/08
Clinical Trial w/Clondronate 12/08
Stopped Clondronate--too hard on my gizzard!
Switched back to Tamoxifen due to tendon pain from Femara
5 Years NED
I think I just might hang around awhile....
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05-09-2012, 10:38 AM
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#24
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
Not sure I'd wear it, but...
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1/11-needle biopsy
2/11-Lumpectomy/axillary node dissection - Stage 3c, ER/PR-14/17 nodes
3/11 - Post-op staph infection,cellulitis, lymphedema,seroma,ARRRGH!
4/12/11-A/C x 4, then T/H x 4, H only,Q3 weeks
8/26/11 finished Taxol!!!
10/7/11 mastectomy/DIEP recon
11/11 radiation x28
1/12 Low EF/Herceptin "Holiday" :(
2/12 EF upBack on Herceptin, heart meds
4/2/1212 surgery to repair separated incision from DIEP recon
6/8/12 Return to work :)
6/17/12 Fall, shatter wrist,surgery to repair/insert plate :(
7/10/12 last Herceptin
7/23/12 Brain Mets %$&#! 3cm and 1cm
8/10/12 Gamma knife surgery, LOTS of steroids;start H/Tykerb
8/23/12 Back to work
12/20/12 Injure back-3 weeks in wheel chair
1/14/13 Finish the job-blow out disk in back - awaiting surgery
“ Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds you down or polishes you up is for you, and you alone, to decide. ” – Cavett Robert
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05-20-2012, 10:34 AM
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#25
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
I have not put it on a t shirt, but I plan to
'You can't scare me I had breast cancer.'
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06-15-2012, 08:35 AM
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#26
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
Jillsinmo!
I would love a shirt that said that on it!!
Found these two that would have saved me a lot of time not having to repeat the same thing over and over...
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06-15-2012, 12:39 PM
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#27
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 539
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
I have been on FB too much. I was looking for the Like button. ; )
__________________
In the world of destiny, there are no statistics.
Jan. 26- mammogram and ultrasound- suspicious lump
Mid-February- lumpectomy, infiltrating ductal carcinoma ~4.5 cm and a 1 cm DCIS, did not get clear margins, did not check lymph nodes
ER+/PR+, her2 +++, nuclear grade 3 of 3
February 20-PET scan showed something on liver. No biopsy.
March- Started carboplatin, herceptin, taxol on a four week cycle
May 3- Pet scan, with intent to do a biopsy, found nothing, liver or breast- no biopsy because there is nothing to biopsy
June 21- new onc, very concerned that there had been no biopsy,
June 18th-CAT scan, bone scan-negative
August 7th - Brain MRI-negative
August 9th- mastectomy, all pathology negative
January 2008 still NED! New oncologist -herceptin for full year after chemo- until July, and tamoxifen---negative scans since May '07
July 2008-Finished Herceptin!
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06-15-2012, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 539
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
I went by the surgeon's office to schedule my port removal (which has now been postponed again) and she asked me if I had ever been there. I told her that I hadn't been there recently because every time I came there I lost body parts.
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In the world of destiny, there are no statistics.
Jan. 26- mammogram and ultrasound- suspicious lump
Mid-February- lumpectomy, infiltrating ductal carcinoma ~4.5 cm and a 1 cm DCIS, did not get clear margins, did not check lymph nodes
ER+/PR+, her2 +++, nuclear grade 3 of 3
February 20-PET scan showed something on liver. No biopsy.
March- Started carboplatin, herceptin, taxol on a four week cycle
May 3- Pet scan, with intent to do a biopsy, found nothing, liver or breast- no biopsy because there is nothing to biopsy
June 21- new onc, very concerned that there had been no biopsy,
June 18th-CAT scan, bone scan-negative
August 7th - Brain MRI-negative
August 9th- mastectomy, all pathology negative
January 2008 still NED! New oncologist -herceptin for full year after chemo- until July, and tamoxifen---negative scans since May '07
July 2008-Finished Herceptin!
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06-16-2012, 10:33 AM
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#29
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Mesa, Az
Posts: 177
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
I want to make a shirt that says:
BAD HAIR DAY
I DON'T CARE I HAVE HAIR
Darita
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dx 1/06 IDC 2cm 38 at dx
2/06 L mast nodes 3/9+ SNB negER-/Pr - her2 + Stg 4 liver/pelvis
3/06-9/06Taxol/Carbo/zometa/Herceptin
3/07 6 brain mets WBR down to c-2
4/07 osteonecrosis jaw
12/07 NED neck down Mri with shadows
1/08 mri new 9mm lesion right lower side
2/08 gamma knife 1 lesion 11/08 regamma
6/09 gamma spot larger brain met with fluid
10/09 latent rad necrosis to brain met,
1/20/10 crani: lesion necrosis w active cells continue her add tykerb
1/11 NED just Ingrown toenail! YEAH GOD
8/11 Tykerb, herceptin weekly, elevated her2 levels, negative scans
oct -march 11 new neuro deficits lower legs
3/12 2 spinal metsTykerb, Herceptin
4/12 20 rads to thoracic spine 2 spots
5/12 Brain,cervical lumbar clear/slight shrinkage on thoracic mets
10/12 top met shrunk t-9 grew no more rads start on Xeloda, 1/13 mets shrunk 1 mm
04/13 IT Herceptin #6 Dose #2 @ 42 mg via ommaya
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07-01-2012, 08:24 AM
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#30
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
And now...one for the Scrabble crowd!(actually, it's more like Wheel of Fortune)
*The fine print reads "would you like to buy a vowel?"
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07-30-2012, 05:32 AM
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#31
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
Not funny. But SOOOOO true!
And of course...we NEVER negotiate with terrorists!
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1/11-needle biopsy
2/11-Lumpectomy/axillary node dissection - Stage 3c, ER/PR-14/17 nodes
3/11 - Post-op staph infection,cellulitis, lymphedema,seroma,ARRRGH!
4/12/11-A/C x 4, then T/H x 4, H only,Q3 weeks
8/26/11 finished Taxol!!!
10/7/11 mastectomy/DIEP recon
11/11 radiation x28
1/12 Low EF/Herceptin "Holiday" :(
2/12 EF upBack on Herceptin, heart meds
4/2/1212 surgery to repair separated incision from DIEP recon
6/8/12 Return to work :)
6/17/12 Fall, shatter wrist,surgery to repair/insert plate :(
7/10/12 last Herceptin
7/23/12 Brain Mets %$&#! 3cm and 1cm
8/10/12 Gamma knife surgery, LOTS of steroids;start H/Tykerb
8/23/12 Back to work
12/20/12 Injure back-3 weeks in wheel chair
1/14/13 Finish the job-blow out disk in back - awaiting surgery
“ Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds you down or polishes you up is for you, and you alone, to decide. ” – Cavett Robert
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08-18-2012, 05:01 AM
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#32
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
For all my friends who are currently "follicularly challenged"!
Denise
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1/11-needle biopsy
2/11-Lumpectomy/axillary node dissection - Stage 3c, ER/PR-14/17 nodes
3/11 - Post-op staph infection,cellulitis, lymphedema,seroma,ARRRGH!
4/12/11-A/C x 4, then T/H x 4, H only,Q3 weeks
8/26/11 finished Taxol!!!
10/7/11 mastectomy/DIEP recon
11/11 radiation x28
1/12 Low EF/Herceptin "Holiday" :(
2/12 EF upBack on Herceptin, heart meds
4/2/1212 surgery to repair separated incision from DIEP recon
6/8/12 Return to work :)
6/17/12 Fall, shatter wrist,surgery to repair/insert plate :(
7/10/12 last Herceptin
7/23/12 Brain Mets %$&#! 3cm and 1cm
8/10/12 Gamma knife surgery, LOTS of steroids;start H/Tykerb
8/23/12 Back to work
12/20/12 Injure back-3 weeks in wheel chair
1/14/13 Finish the job-blow out disk in back - awaiting surgery
“ Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds you down or polishes you up is for you, and you alone, to decide. ” – Cavett Robert
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02-17-2013, 11:08 AM
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#33
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly Suburbs
Posts: 1,261
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Re: Funny Cancer T-Shirts
Just bumpin' it up...for our new friends!
Denise
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1/11-needle biopsy
2/11-Lumpectomy/axillary node dissection - Stage 3c, ER/PR-14/17 nodes
3/11 - Post-op staph infection,cellulitis, lymphedema,seroma,ARRRGH!
4/12/11-A/C x 4, then T/H x 4, H only,Q3 weeks
8/26/11 finished Taxol!!!
10/7/11 mastectomy/DIEP recon
11/11 radiation x28
1/12 Low EF/Herceptin "Holiday" :(
2/12 EF upBack on Herceptin, heart meds
4/2/1212 surgery to repair separated incision from DIEP recon
6/8/12 Return to work :)
6/17/12 Fall, shatter wrist,surgery to repair/insert plate :(
7/10/12 last Herceptin
7/23/12 Brain Mets %$&#! 3cm and 1cm
8/10/12 Gamma knife surgery, LOTS of steroids;start H/Tykerb
8/23/12 Back to work
12/20/12 Injure back-3 weeks in wheel chair
1/14/13 Finish the job-blow out disk in back - awaiting surgery
“ Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds you down or polishes you up is for you, and you alone, to decide. ” – Cavett Robert
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