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Old 10-03-2014, 02:46 AM   #94
Paula O
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

What did one strand of DNA say to the other strand of DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?"

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

A sign at a music shop: "Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet."
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