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Old 08-28-2014, 04:39 AM   #91
Paula O
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To Me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To Me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?'
"Wait a minute."

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