Ok, this thread's slippin' off the trail like a three-legged mule. The title was not "Bill's Most Embarrassing Moments", but "Most Embarrassing Moments", and you ladies and gentlemen were supposed to join in with your most embarrassing moments. I see that hasn't happened just yet, so I'll set another example for you to follow. Prom night, I picked up my date, Maria, and I escorted her to the passenger side of my '74 Vega, with Blue-Metallic Flake paint and "expensive" white letter tires, while her father gave me those "what if I just kill you right now" eyes. I walked around to my side, got in, and shut the door. As we drove through town, me in my badass white tux. and Maria in her awesome white prom dress, I noticed cars kept honking at us and waving and pointing down, and I just waved back, thinking, "yeah, that's right, I'm lookin' good and my girl is lookin' good and you wish you were us", and then we stopped at a red light. Maria says, "Billy, roll down your window, that guy is trying to say something to you." I did, and the guy says, "Man, I been trying to tell you, the tails of your tuxedo have been draggin' the street for 15 minutes, they're black as hell, you shut 'em in the car door."
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