[Terri B]

About 14 years ago, my youngest daughter was less than a year old and still in diapers. My son was about 6.

We were walking down the aisle in wal mart that had picture frames. I had my baby in the buggy. She was old enough to sit in the little seat in the front. My son was close by.

In the picture frame aisle, there was a very little old lady looking at picture frames. As we passed by, I could tell (obviously) that the little old lady has passed some wind. I tried to hurry on past, because it was quite fragrant, and honestly, I didn't want anyone else, namely my son, to think "I" did it!

Well, my son leans over the baby's lap, sniffs, wrinkles up his nose, and says in a very loud voice, "EWWWW SHE STINKS!!!!"

Of course, he is referring to the baby, but the little old lady thinks otherwise. I sped up to break neck speed and took the corner on two wheels!