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Old 01-17-2011, 08:59 PM   #3
Colleens_Husband
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Re: How to be Annoying

If you go to a restaurant, order a salad. When the waitress asks you what kind of salad dressing you would like, ask "Do you have honey mustard salad dressing?" The waitress will then say, "Yes we do! (See, I used an exclamation point because you still haven't crushed the waitress' spirit ......... yet.) "So you want a salad with honey mustard salad dressing?"

You answer, "No!!!!! I hate that stuff!!! Give me the ranch dressing."

That is pretty annoying.
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This happened to Colleen:

Diagnosed in September 2007
ER-/PR-/HER2 Neu+++ 2.1 cm x .9 cm spicluted tumor with three fingers, Stage 2B
Sentinal node biopsy and lymph node removal with 3/18 positive in October 2007
4 TAC infusions
lumpectomy March 2008, bad margins
Re-excision on June 3rd, 2008 with clean margins
Fitted for compression sleeve July 16, 2008
Started the first of two TCH infusions August 14, 2008
Done with chemo and now a member of the blue dot club 9/17/08
Starting radiation October 1, 2008
life is still on hold
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