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Old 12-23-2013, 04:47 AM   #86
Paula O
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Refrigerator magnet/ T shirt sayings:

“There’s only one more shopping
day until tomorrow.”

“Mom, I’ll always love you, but I’ll never forgive you for washing my face with spit on your hankie.”


These are some Patsy Clairmont thought up:


Menopause: a target for heat-seeking devices
Need a facelift? Try smiling!
Hormones: emotional chiggers
Trifocals: triple ripple

Paula
Isa 33:2 O Lord, be gracious to us, we long for you. Be our strength every morning, our salvation in time of distress.

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