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Old 10-24-2011, 05:55 AM   #14
NEDenise
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Paula,
Thanks for the giggles (and groans)...I love puns! I've already copied and pasted this to an email to one of my 'teacher friends' who is a huge pun fan.

But more importantly...thanks for posting the David Jerimiah quote. It actually gave me goosebump as I read it. What a beautiful way to put things in their proper perspective!

Be well, my friend,
Denise
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