This may be too much....but my husband and I always liked Dr. Demento....He played Hamster love as a parody to Muskrat Love.... So here are the lyrics if you can stand them. I love that our little mascot will soon travel the world once "she" gets her passport. Catherine<TABLE id=Table1 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=400 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: gray 1px; BORDER-LEFT: gray 1px; BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 1px solid"><TABLE id=tblfacts style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: lemonchiffon" vAlign=top align=left>Parody Of "Muskrat Love" by The Captain and Tennille
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</TD></TR><TR><TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: lemonchiffon" vAlign=top align=left>First heard on DrD KMET show of 11/06/1977
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Song Lyrics:</TD></TR><TR><TD>Hamster Love
Hamster, hamster by candle light.
Do it in a casserole is doing it right.
When they're in season, they're pretty pleasin'.
Hamster sandwich, hamster and cheese.
Hamster sandwiches with mayoneeze,
are delicious, and so nutritious.
You can dice, you can slice and fillet them.
Cut off their heads and sauté them.
And into the oven you shove,
smells like hamster love.
Hamster curry, or pickled toes,
Australian hamster tails, any good chef knows
how to make them, or just shake and bake them.
For breakfast, for lunch or while dining,
as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining.
Into your mouth with a shove,
tastes like hamster love.
For breakfast, for lunch or while dining,
as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining.
Into your mouth with a shove,
tastes like hamster love.
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