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Old 03-23-2013, 03:36 AM   #76
Paula O
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

One day a big piece of string walked into a diner. He sat down at the counter and said, "Hey waitress, give me a coffee." The waitress replied, "We don't serve your kind in here." So, the string went outside, tied himself up in a knot and frayed his ends, then walked back into the resaurant and requested again, " I'd like to order a coffee". The waitress looked at him, gave him a cup of coffee, and then said, "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?" And the string replied, "Frayed Knot."
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