Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?
Hi, Loved the duck joke and the
t-shirt. In fact, all are funny. Here's one:
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There was a man who got a chance to talk to God and ask him a couple of questions.
Man asks:, God, How much is a penny worth where you come from?
God replies: My son, a penny is worth 1,000,000 dollars.
The man asks: God, How long is a second in time where you come from?
God replies: My son, a second of your time is equal to 1,000 years.
The man thinks a minute and then says: God, Could I have a Million Dollars?
God replies: Sure, just give me a second.
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I'm a newbie and working on my signature.
Lettik
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