[Bill]

Thanks, Elke! Hilarious! A few years ago, an e-mail circulated around the internet, and the only part of it that I remember is to begin each sentence with the phrase, "In accordance with The Prophecy". I choked from laughing so hard, and it's fun to slip that line in once in awhile at work, deadpan. "Bill, what are you doing after work?" "Sir, in accordance with The Prophecy, I'm going to the pool to swim laps." Try it sometime!