HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Redneck Security Company
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Mar.25/09 - Fine wire biopsy + lumpectomy of left breast.
Surgical report shows 5 cm tumor ER+++
PR++ HER2+++ no clear margins.
Apr.29/09 - Mastectomy of left breast and node removal
show 1 node+ 1.8 cm tumor , clear margins.
June 25/09 - FEC every 3 wks.x 6
Nov. 09 - Herceptin every 3 wks. x 16?
Nov.09 - Radiation daily x 16
Nov.09 - Tamoxifen 2 yrs.?
"There are only two ways to live your life.One is as though nothing is a miracle.The other is as though everything is a miracle." ( Albert Einstein) I continue to see the miracles of life!
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