Oh Friends!
Please feel good about laughing along with me! I know the law is on my side, so it's just a matter of time until I get what I'm entitled to. It's all a game that they play...and I bet more often than not, people are not well informed...believe what they read in the letter ... and just give up. But this time...they know not with whom they mess!!
I have no intention of actually dying within there ascribed timeframe - which I have since discovered is '12 months or less' - but I am going to die someday - and likely sooner than I had originally planned. I have other insurance policies that I own privately. Those, I'm keeping. But these scheming dirtballs...I want them to cough it up now! I can enjoy this cash before they find a way to go out of business, or change the rules again...or whatever.
I'll keep you posted!
Denise
Roz - you picked just the body part that popped into my head too! Great minds think alike!
'lizbeth - THANKS for laughing - that was my goal! I think there's already a saint for drunks and fools...wouldn't that cover these guys?
Amanda - I don't think this company would spring for a stamp, let alone a card!
Caroline - Snake woman did actually buy this insurance for the school district. Not sure she did it to spite me in particular..but you might be onto something there! As far as photocopying goes...it's odd...you know how in old movies vampires don't show up in mirrors? Well...this letter simply will not copy...coincidence? I think not!
Lien - LOVE the idea of working a trade!
Bird - Wouldn't it be wonderful if just being a man could have protected you! My dad was diagnosed with pretty severe osteoporosis in his early 40s. Over the years, everyone from insurance companies to college financial aid offices questioned us about whether we made a mistake and meant my MOM had osteoporosis.
Laurel Honey - I don't mind being cured! I'm planning on it!
I just want the money they owe me first.
Marie - this is a stupid
life insurance company. My health insurance company is AWESOME! Shout out to
Independence Blue Cross!! Wouldn't trade them for anything! If the cure sticks...I will def post phone #