[Colleens_Husband]

Happiness is a Warm Gun ----- The Beatles


So Flori's comma on her keyboard wasn't working? No wonder. That explains everything. I cannot count the number of sleepless nights when I was staring up at the ceiling fan until it formed into an amorphous blur reminding me of a large comma. A comma that was mocking me. I was saying "Lee, you don't know how to puncuate!" It was obvious that I was over-indulgent with the comma. "Just look at Flori's posts", the fan would say, "where are the commas?" Colleen would shake me and say, "Go to sleep you fool, no one cares if you punctuate properly or not." We all know that just isn't true but for the sake of marital bliss I just agree with her.

So I do know how to punctuate after all. Flori just had a bad keyboard. The ceiling fan is coming down this evening.