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Pink Girl:
Grandma usually busts out of jail on June 30th to avoid the poutine. It tastes good but my arteries started hardening from just typing the word. She needs to watch her figure. She needs to be spry to avoid the border police and to slip between the bars.
The funny thing is, she was originally sentenced to 18 months, and they kept adding another year for every time she escaped. She has already served 42 years from her original sentence. I think she likes it there. She has a crush on the one eyed logger with a gimp leg that she shanked in '72.
I would like her to get out of jail so she could open a can of whoop-ass on Bill, but she seems to be happy there.
Lee
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This happened to Colleen:
Diagnosed in September 2007
ER-/PR-/HER2 Neu+++ 2.1 cm x .9 cm spicluted tumor with three fingers, Stage 2B
Sentinal node biopsy and lymph node removal with 3/18 positive in October 2007
4 TAC infusions
lumpectomy March 2008, bad margins
Re-excision on June 3rd, 2008 with clean margins
Fitted for compression sleeve July 16, 2008
Started the first of two TCH infusions August 14, 2008
Done with chemo and now a member of the blue dot club 9/17/08
Starting radiation October 1, 2008
life is still on hold
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