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Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-26-2017, 02:34 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

"Yes, I did have my mammogram today. Why do you ask?" cartoon:
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Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-26-2017, 02:32 AM
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Posted By Paula O
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"You Fight Like a Girl, Mom" Cartoon:
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Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-26-2017, 02:31 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Woman With Breast Cancer/Man With Flu Cartoon:
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Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-20-2017, 03:38 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I’m going to give you a bracelet."

"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.

"No," he said....
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-17-2017, 12:59 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

From Julie's sig line:

"First thing each morning, I try on my bathing suit. Then, nothing worse can happen the rest of the day."

:)


Radiation cartoon:...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 07-17-2017, 12:40 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 02-07-2017, 04:56 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 61,828
Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Glad you enjoyed it too, Juls. :)

Funny commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw1NIDFUdJI

Ever have one of those kinds of days?

Paula
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 02-04-2017, 05:18 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass." ;) Ha, ha!

I got a laugh out of the "Truth in Advertising" link and follow up that I posted in my blog today:...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 01-30-2017, 06:41 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Bald humor:

http://jpoliver.com/wordpress/archives/1940
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 01-28-2017, 05:54 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Laugh break:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSoXEtFPTfI

:) Paula
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 01-09-2017, 08:46 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

—————————-

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-20-2016, 05:52 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Humor is a pretty subjective thing and what is funny to one person may not be to another. The video about the German language I posted in my blog today tickled my funny bone and had me laughing out...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-17-2016, 03:55 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 11-21-2016, 03:55 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

I posted a whole bunch of Thanksgiving riddles and a turkey cartoon in my blog today if you want some corny stuff to pass along this week : http://jpoliver.com/wordpress/archives/1656

It used...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 09-12-2016, 04:46 PM
Replies: 117
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

>Hahaha! too short, must laugh longer Hahahahahaha!

:)

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 09-11-2016, 02:36 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

A philosopher says to a linguist, "What if instead of periods, women had apostrophes?" The linguist replied, "They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."

Ha!
Paula
My blog:...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 10-03-2014, 02:46 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

What did one strand of DNA say to the other strand of DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?"

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 08-30-2014, 03:40 PM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 08-28-2014, 04:39 AM
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To Me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To Me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?'...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 06-08-2014, 04:21 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 61,828
Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it." ;)
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 05-11-2014, 03:52 AM
Replies: 117
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Passing along some Happy Mother's Day smiles...... :)
--Paula
A merry heart does good, like medicine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB3xM93rXbY
World's Toughest Job

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Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-23-2013, 04:47 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 61,828
Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Refrigerator magnet/ T shirt sayings:

“There’s only one more shopping
day until tomorrow.”

“Mom, I’ll always love you, but I’ll never forgive you for washing my face with spit on...
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-14-2013, 05:38 AM
Replies: 117
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Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/100-year-old-dorothy-custer-part-1/17w3cwhc4

Jay Leno interviewed Dorothy Custer back when she was 100 (as well as birthdays after that).
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-08-2013, 06:23 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 61,828
Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

10 Things For Every Mom to Know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ4Rnba85o8
(By Kid President)
Forum: Keeping Your Mind Off of BC 12-07-2013, 05:05 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 61,828
Posted By Paula O
Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the...
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