Madame DuBois?
 

Madame, just checking on you, sweetie. I know you are probably out concert-hopping with your daughter, or hang-gliding or line-dancing or something. Just wanted to say Hi and let you know that you are in our thoughts. Next time you jump off that bridge tethered to a bungee cord, take your laptop, because, believe it or not, at the first bounce up, you have about 5-10 seconds to type us a message. Love ya, Bill