Totally random thoughts and comments
 

I LOVE Lady GAGA!

There, I said it!

Eeek!!!

There! I said it!

I listen to music my children like. Maire likes Lady Gaga and Lily Allen. Lily Allen makes me laugh, she is wickedly funny.

The squirrels here in Connecticut look weird. I don't like them.

Oh Bill, you're such a nut!

I don't like squirrels either. They are just rats with bushy tails and good P.R.

Ok squirrels are a little squirrely...but I really like cats and thing they are very cool.

We have squirrels, too. But I don't like to encounter them like I did today. Had the Tree cutter/bush whacker crew here this morning and was emptying a garbage can that had some leaves and the cutters dropped some branches in. In the very bottom was a DEAD squirrel - just stiff as a board and not too long dead. I alerted one of the guys picking up that there was an dead animal on top of that pile and they took it all anyway! ICKY!

I have never killed anyone.

(snicker)

Flori, your secret is safe with us. What happens on Her2 board remains on the Her2 board.

That's OK, Terri - you are allowed to blubber during Life's special moments. Just swell up with a mother's pride!

The squirrels in Connecticut think that guy trying to hide behind a leaf of chard looks wierd. They kinda like him.

Squirrels make bad pets because they smell terrible. That and you can't trust them.

I don't trust red cars. I read somewhere where they are more likely to be involved in accidents. ;)

I will never own one.

The day my son Daniel was born, he was laying on his mom, chest to chest in the hospital, and he lifted his head, and looked around.

He was wondering why you had chard on your head.

I hear there is going to be a new skit on Saturday Night Live:

Chard Heads--Its about a family of alien farmers who plan to take over the earth, but have to come up with various ways to disguise their chard heads lest earthlings figure out who they are.

Bill? The leading role? No way! We need to get him royalty and residual rights. That way he can afford the best shrinks in the world so he can get a higher class of invisible friend than me. I'm just saying.........

bill should get brad pitt to play him.

I say Bill could play Brad Pitt. If Brad Pitt wore chard on his head.

that's even better!

Y'all are too funny! You just wait and see what happens when my acorn squash comes in.

So Bill -
maybe you will shoot sparks out of your squash - like Lady Gaga that started this mess in the first place?!?!
PM me if you don't know what I am talking about ...

Acorn squash? ouch.

Can we talk about shooting sparks out of our squash on this site?!

Bill IS the real Brad Pitt (with flaming green chard hair)

Stephn, that creates such a picture in my mind! LOL!!

people who think their time on the road is more important than yours really annoy me.

Cats control humans.

If your parents didn't have any children, then there is a high probability that you won't either.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, will the rest of them drown too?

all teenagers should get a high school education even if they already know everything.