Send me the little hamster...
 

...and I will take it to Kitson on Robertson Blvd. and photograph it with the paparazzi that hang out waiting for Paris or Nicki to arrive. It can only stay overnight - I don't want to have to introduce it to all the little Rats in my neighborhood. Walk the red carpet? March with the writers, holding an itty bitty picket sign? Put it's foot prints on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?