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The Woman's Language

9 Words Women Use:
(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingF--YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Gee I get whatever at least once on a daily basis, maybe even more. I think I am in trouble!

I think I'm in trouble, my husband uses some of these!!!!

i printed this and am taking it to work with me.

You are so funny, Sheila! I have had all of those thrown at me from time to time.

they loved it at work and whatever seems to be our favorite word now. my boss took it home to her husband.

I am personally guilty of ALL of them at some point. This is hilarious! (and painful)

Sheila:

You forgot one. We need to talk means you need to listen.

I have been guilty of these in the past and it is all so TRUE! I love that. I am wondering if this should be built into elementary school curriculum for the sake of all future relationships. Thanks Sheila!

You are too cute. This made me smile today as I read and really chuckled outloud.

I totally love the new picture Sheila, it simply sparkles, just like you do from the inside out! Love You, you silly girl>>Believe51

Marie, you beat me to the punch again! Sheila, your new picture is great!

Its the purple hair (scarf) and pasty skin isn't it...whoops I'm giving away my beauty secrets!