Harrie's 1000th Post Comemorative Thread
 

Maryanne:

Your 1,000th post snuck up on me. You are such a prolific poster that I didn't think you would posts so much, so fast. That and my computer broke down. Anyways, enough excuses. Maryanne is a truly prolific poster and the rate she posts, she will one day be the top poster on this site. I am sure of that. Besides being a fountain of information, she is also a whole lot of fun on these forums. Keep up the good work and we will honor you, hopefully on time, for your 2,000th post.

To honor Hurricane Harrie Canary, I propose a new type of game to play. This game is called the 'World's Worst' and some of you may have seen a version of it on 'Who's Line Is It Anyways'. Someone comes up with a brief idea, and everyone tries to come up with the worst possible thing that could be said in that situation. After a few responses or everyone runs out of ideas, just enter a "BUZZZZZ" and the person who buzzed will select a new topic.

To get things started:

What is the world's worst thing you could say at a job interview?

i'll need to check with my parole officer.

So, how soon can I go on vacation?

Or...
discuss your previous employment history - especially the part where there was SOMETHING WRONG with all the other people who worked there!

Do the girls who work here put out?

Do you drug test?

(Ha! Ha!)

Anyone got a drink around here??? My hand is starting to shake.

Do you have soundproof offices? The voices in my head tend to disturb others.

Aside: You are all so funny and creative. It is a pleasure to be a part of this community.

Can I get paid in cash only?

How much of a stickler is the company about starting times?

Can I use Comp Time to get my roots done??

I'm between babysitters right now. Would it be okay to bring my three kids in with me until I find a new one?

Can I have an advance on my first paycheck?

Honey, do you need to borrow a tampon?

Hopefully that last round of antibiotics worked:)

He's quite a catch. Is he housebroken?

Is that weight gain or a "baby bump" you are hiding with that full skirt??

You know....your new husband looks really familiar to me, but I just can't place him....ohhhhh, that's right. Never mind.

You should be getting used to this, you've done it enough!