on average americans eat 18 acres of pizza each day.

I love pizza, but I don't think I can eat 18 acres in one day!......maybe two days.....

Chimpanzees prefer cooked food. So do I. Draw your own conclusions.

think that's americans as a whole.

crocodiles can't stick their tongues out.

"happy birthday" is the most often played song in the world

Only female mosquitoes bite people, and female humans get bitten by mosquitoes more than men do because they are attracted to estrogen.

When drawing your own conclusions, always use a pencil.

a skunk can't spray if his feet are off the ground.
(i'm not testing this)

in indiana it's illegal to ride public transportation for 30 minutes after eating garlic.

Turtles can breath through their butts. Further comment was suspended due to the good taste police.

a lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words

right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people do

"Glamping"
 

GLAMPING is the new camping.
Luxury/glam-orous camping. I just heard about it from one of our local wineries offering this activity. Anyone want to go?

Equipped with all the comforts of home, each tent includes a queen-size bed, electricity, hot and cold running water, air conditioning, a large wood deck and individual barbecues. Guests can enjoy a beautiful view of the vineyard and Columbia River along with a peaceful place to sleep. In addition to wine tasting and vineyard tours, glampers can also participate in a range of activities including fishing, bike riding, horseback riding, kayaking, hiking and wildlife watching.

(Steph, I always thought I was "glamping" by trading in my back-pack for a canoe. Little did I know....)

I'm still working on that 18 acres of pizza.

Didn't make it in two days either.

Just got thru the front nine.