i read recipes the same way i do science fiction. i get to the end and think, "well that's not gonna happen."

Why is it called a tourist season when we are not allowed to shoot them?

If the aircraft black boxes are made of indestructible materials, why don't they make the whole airplane out of that stuff?

Leave it to you to have me say......Hmmmm???>>Believe51

PS: Are you sure we cannot shoot tourists?

I'm pretty sure you can't shoot tourists but that just may be Oregon State law. I'd check with a lawyer before blasting. Just what in the world are those justifiable homicide rules for anyways?

Haha, Juanita!

I get mixed up between the "random thoughts" thread and "what is scary to know about me" thread. I blame Lee. TerriB, is it ok if I get mixed up? You are the thread-mistress, so it's your call.

i make bread all the time and am always baking something so that was just a joke.


whenever i feel blue i just start breathing again.

why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, but a substantial tax cut gets you 39cents?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

i'm not 40 something, i'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling

in the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"

Actually, the speed of dark is the same as the speed of light, only in the opposite direction

I dreamt of barbecuing ribs again last night

Whose ribs, Bill?

I am barbecuing baby back ribs tomorrow.

Oddly enough, Lee, so am I. I thought we had settled this thing. Darnit!