A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.

If you bite wintergreen lifesavers in a dark closet, you can see sparks coming off your teeth.

I'm not very good at this game. I wanna play, but I feel like I don't know any useless facts. Even the useless facts that y'all (oh, that's right, I can't say "y'all" anymore because I am now a New Englander and must say, "all of you" instead as per Chrisy) post seem useful and cool to me. Hey! I know! Maybe if I just post something boring about myself it would be a useless fact. Lemme try- I like to camp and kayak in the rain because I usually have the whole place to myself. Mmmmm, I don't know....I got the boring part right. I'll be back with something....

Bill, how many times do I have to tell you....it's "YOU GUYS"

But did you know, that in board sports such as skateboarding, surfing or snowboarding that GOOFY FOOTED means you like to ride with your right foot forward? If you ride with your left foot in front, you are REGULAR FOOTED...

Hmmmm...I think I am in a catagory like WB. I think the best I can do is put something boring and trivial about myself.

I don't enjoy swimming for exercise all that much because I sink.

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Maybe thats why red vehicles are the most common color of car "pulled over" by the cops....see, they cause all the accidents!

Ummmm. I'm telling. Pink Girl is being naughty. And they call me Spike.......

Did you know that S.O.S. isn't an abbreviation for 'Save Our Ship' or anything else. It was chosen as an international distress signal because it is easy to learn in Morse Code and it is easy to send in difficult circumstances.

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Lee did you not know that SOS stands for S**t on the shingle. My old seadog hubbie used to say that.

My current socks don't technically match. (top that for uselessness)

I sometimes wear different earrings in each ear (on purpose). And nobody ever has said anything.

WD 40 is named simply from the scientist notes.... water displacer 40th try.

If you are backpacking with your girl-friend in the mountains and you both bath nude in a small pool at the base of an icy waterfall, when you stick your head under the waterfall to rinse your hair off and that ice water hits the nape of your neck, you cannot take a breath, no matter how many times you try, over and over again, and when you take pictures of your girl-friend bathing in that icy pool she will steal them when she dumps you.

Right on, Pinkie! I know about the RED car and accidents! I had a 1980 red Honda Accord. I must have been hit 5 different times in that car. Always the other guy/gal who hit me!

I told my insurance agent (who was my DAD) that I was going to paint a bull's eye on it and then see if people would avoid me.

Dad said that white cars were least involved in accidents, so my next one was WHITE. Only had a couple small fender benders in that one. And no injuries.