Elaine
 

roses are red
violets are blue
without you bill
we go boo-hoo

BILLboard
 

Without Bill - I'm just board.

Oh, where have you been,
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh, where have you been,
Charming Billy?

In keeping with the song lyrics I only have one thing to say. Which way you going Billy?

Without Billy - the kid would be lonely.

Without Bill, Lee is half the man he used to be.

Bill of Rights...

Bill.....a.....BONG......

Bill....Collector...a person that collects funny things to do with BILL

Without BILLS, our congress wouldn't get anything done....hmmmm...

Bailout......one HUGE Bill....

word of advice: (mentioned "bailout", but lets not elaborate on the politics or it might ruin this thread)

Bill of Rights (and wrongs)

b...b...b...b....BEEEEELLLLLLL

Beware the BILL-derberg group... (I know Bill knows what I am talking about).

jack and bill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
jack fell down and broke his crown and bill came tumbling after.

Ok, all the old folks, sing along:

GIRL: Whew! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington! But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capitol city
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage!

BILL: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill. I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local congressman and he said, 'You're right, there oughta be a law.' Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me t Congress, and I became a bill. And I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.

I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I got as far as Capitol Hill
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law
How I hope and pray that they will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?

BILL: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on my favorably, otherwise I may die.

GIRL: Die!

BILL: Yeah, die in committee. Ooh! But it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I got the House of Representatives and they vote on me.

GIRL: If they vote yes, what happens?

BILL: Then I got the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.

GIRL: Oh no!

BILL: Oh yes!

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the President to sign
And he signs me then I'll be a law
How I hope and pray that he will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the President can still say no?

BILL: Yes, that's called a veto. If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress, and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old...

GIRL: By that time, it's very unlikely that you become a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?

BILL: No!

But how I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a bill

CONGRESSMAN: He signed you, Bill! Now you're a law!

BILL: Right on!

Wow!
 

....now if that is not a blast from Saturday morning cartoons. Whew>>Believe51

PS: Now if you can recite 'Conjunction Junction...What's Your Function?' I will be very impressed! LOL

BILL "Bad Boy" Clinton - likes to press the flesh ...

hill Bill eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee