I hear there is going to be a new skit on Saturday Night Live:

Chard Heads--Its about a family of alien farmers who plan to take over the earth, but have to come up with various ways to disguise their chard heads lest earthlings figure out who they are.

Bill? The leading role? No way! We need to get him royalty and residual rights. That way he can afford the best shrinks in the world so he can get a higher class of invisible friend than me. I'm just saying.........

bill should get brad pitt to play him.

I say Bill could play Brad Pitt. If Brad Pitt wore chard on his head.

that's even better!

Y'all are too funny! You just wait and see what happens when my acorn squash comes in.

So Bill -
maybe you will shoot sparks out of your squash - like Lady Gaga that started this mess in the first place?!?!
PM me if you don't know what I am talking about ...

Acorn squash? ouch.

Can we talk about shooting sparks out of our squash on this site?!

Bill IS the real Brad Pitt (with flaming green chard hair)

Stephn, that creates such a picture in my mind! LOL!!

people who think their time on the road is more important than yours really annoy me.

Cats control humans.

If your parents didn't have any children, then there is a high probability that you won't either.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, will the rest of them drown too?

all teenagers should get a high school education even if they already know everything.